Burning Man

Nikau Thyne. Eighteen. Advertising Major. Freshman. Phoenix Mimicry. Three rules, that's all I have: Don't talk to me about religion. Don't ask me about my family. Don't call me Nik - it's annoying. Lover of food, swords, avenged sevenfold, shiny things, halloween. Hater of churches, fire, rap music, anything by meghan trainor, dishonesty. Resident badboy... ... nah, just kidding.

[albanormand]

Uh huh.

[thenamesnikau]

Is that a hint of doubt I sense?

I'll have you know, I can be very charming if I want to be.

[albanormand]

Got it. You like getting banged for your accent.

[thenamesnikau]

What can I say; if you've got it, flaunt it. Though I like to think it's for my... charming personality.

[albanormand]

What, because your accent makes you a British bone toy?

[thenamesnikau]

Okay, not quite how I would've put it, but yes, pretty much.

[albanormand]

Yeah but British accent is automatically associated with sex in my head. Pretty sure it’s the same for a lot of other American girls.

[thenamesnikau]

See, that is exactly why I love American's so much.

[greersalinas]

Someone projectile vomiting in my comparative political communication class was all the hint I needed to cut for the rest of the day.

[thenamesnikau]

Oh that's just nasty.

... it was probably caused by how boring that class must be.

[miss-camilaxo]

Simmer, sparky.  I called them unexciting because they are.  There’s a chance I would have understood them fighting over a box of Godiva truffles, but not a Mars bar.  Okay, you’re really telling me that you’d rather have a chocolate bar than a car?

[thenamesnikau]

Chocolate is chocolate. All types are exciting... except white chocolate. Those are just dull and boring, and gross; very gross. Well, since I already have a car, my answer is yes.

[albanormand]

Why would you want to escape it? This is America, accents mean automatic babe magnet.

[thenamesnikau]

Never said I did. Mind you, everyone has an accent, you know.

[albanormand]

That explains the accent.

[thenamesnikau]

Yeah, it's usually a dead giveaway. Can't escape the accent.

[albanormand]

And home would be?

[thenamesnikau]

London.

[nickimcrales]

Pretty sure food is the way to a lot of people’s hearts. Even the extra healthy ones. 

[thenamesnikau]

I can't argue with that. Everyone loves food.

[albanormand]

Okay, you’re a little weird. Not a bad weird.

[thenamesnikau]

In my defense, it's normal back home.

[albanormand]

Really? You call everybody love? 

[thenamesnikau]

Well, yeah.

[albanormand]

Journalism. And don’t call me love. You barely know me.

[thenamesnikau]

Journalism, cool. Oh, sorry. Force of habit.

[albanormand]

So, what do you do? Major wise, I mean.

[thenamesnikau]

Advertising. What about you, love?

[nickimcrales]

Aw yes. I’m someone’s new favorite person. Happy dance. 

[thenamesnikau]

Well, food has always been the way to my heart.

[albanormand]

Kimberly, actually, but everybody calls me Kim. Nice to meet you.

[thenamesnikau]

I'll stick with Kim, then. Lovely to meet you too.

[ryanisgreene]

Well you know, as Thom Yorke would say, whatever makes you happy. 

[thenamesnikau]

Who's Thom Yorke?