another vodka stinger.

the artist formerly known as eva-duarte pocket diva, a blog where i write in complete sentences

[miss-desmond]

okay but like is jessica lange stealing stuff from you or are you just giving stuff to jessica lange because she's jessica lange

because let's be real

[fearlessnessxo]

Jessica Lange is a klepto. She has stolen something from every single person on this stage.

Sarah Paulson at American Horror Story: Coven Paleyfest 2014 (via fearlessnessxo)

[miss-desmond]

attention: jessica lange stole a shawl belonging to stevie nicks

i'm going to go burrow underground for the rest of my life now because i can't handle anything anymore

[sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp-deacti]

Lange the klepto fucking sarah I’ll have what you’re having

[silverspringsgold]

[katharinespants-deactivated2020]

Stevie Nicks: strange artistic child

[liz-house]

[makeyourownkindofmusic]

[miss-desmond]

lamomelupone replied to your post:how many times can i disappear and reappear on...

You’re back!!

it's a return

[libbythacher-deactivated2015041]

Her diminutive physical size can barely contain her over-sized charm and charisma, let alone her distinctive voice.

[miss-desmond]

so realistically i can't flip out too much about ahs: freak show because i don't even know if i'll own a tv then because i'm moving to nyc

maybe i'll just ask jessica lange if i can watch it on her tv

since we'll live in the same city

and if she says no i'll just ask my bff liza minnelli it's fine

[philippageorgiou]

[eternalmarilynmonroe]

Marilyn Monroe photographed in 1954 © Milton Greene.

[bettedavis111-deactivated201703]

Myrna Loy in Too Hot to Handle, 1938

[miss-desmond]

how many times can i disappear and reappear on tumblr before anyone cares

oh right this many

[libbythacher-deactivated2015041]

Patti LuPone in Regina at the Kennedy Center, 2005. (x)

[hoppip]