Wideacre

Cat owner and artist

[funnytwittertweets]

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[mysharona1987]

[depsidase]

[drtanner]

So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we've all been making.

Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.

It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We're so close, you guys. SO close.

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[missbeatricelacey]

Listening to NPR right now is like “Everything is fucked! And here’s why!” In nice molten-honey-voices

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month 2022!!!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[yawn-emoji]

in america it’s no longer safe to go to school, to go to the aquarium, to go to grocery stores, to ride public transit, to go to work, to walk through certain neighborhoods, to go to your place of worship, to go to the movie theater, to go to nightclubs, to go to restaurants, to go to university, or even to be in your own home. how is this a sustainable way of life? every day there is a horrible, soul-shaking tragedy caused by white nationalists with guns and we just have to live with it. this is just our way of life now and because the vast majority of our politicians are at the back and call of the nra, we just have to accept that this is happening to us—to our children, to our elders, to our friends, to our colleagues, to our communities. we just have to keep living through this grief without any chance to process what is happening because every time we start processing one mass shooting, another one happens. it’s endless and i’m so exhausted on every level.

[yawn-emoji]

[missbeatricelacey]

See when I’m sick I get bored and when I’m bored I go on Tumblr and when I go on Tumblr I gather memes like I’m foraging for my village and they depend on me for their survival

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[gamegrrl]

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[buttplugfoetus]