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Torture my Muse with terrible puns! See if you can make them upset!
(DARLA IS NOTHING BUT BAD PUNS. A challenge is at hand!)
APOLOGIES
(So uh, I apologize for disappearing! I've been really busy, and honestly forgot this count existed! I hope you're all doing awesome though, and don't be afraid to note me!)
Notice: I am literally terrified of 99% of you. That's probably why I haven't ask to RP with you yet.
(I guess it's been a while. I just wanted to thank you all sincerely for your continued support. I would have never really found myself on this site, but it's nice knowing I have people who appreciate my art and stuff. I hope I can continue this, and in the end, it's just nice to know there are people out there. SO.
Thanks again!)
wanna get a pizza?
"I uhm... have no concept of eating..." she responded, staring at the large man.
Busy Bee!
(Sorry I haven't posted this weekend. I just got home from a convention! I'll try to get back on schedule.)
Love your art. She is so freaking cute!!!!! almost makes want to make my own 5NAF OC just to make a NSFW love fanfic with your OC. But don't worry I won't do that, that would be creppy. anyways big fan keep it up.
(Hahaha! ;u;" Creepy but considerate, thank you so much!)
Mun, do you know about Ben Drowned? :O
(Of course I do. It's super popular after all.)
*bites darlas face*
"U-uh... But why?" She asked, completely confused.
how r u im here in freddys arcade
"I uh... Don't rightly know myself. The magic of friendship?" She answered, taking a moment to slowly look at Hasbro. No copyright here being violated. No sir.
Nick would lean back in his chair, stretching a bit, the chair creaking. “Second night…..hopefully this one is easy, should be, I think I know how to avoid getting caught by the animatronic’s. You just have to learn what they do, it’s like patterns in code.” he would say…
Nick was taking a sip of his coffee when he heard the tapping. A brow raised, “Must be one of the animatronic’s rustling a-” he quickly stopped speaking as he heard the voice speaking to him, a shudder running through his body. He looked around quickly, “H…..hello?” he would ask, almost silently. He hoped that whatever it was didn’t respond, but he didn’t always have the best of luck.
"Open the door… come on! Don’t be shy, I won’t hurt you, promise! Darla Doe is just here because you are very deer to her!~" she seemed to coo, hooves drumming on the door. "I’m not like the others, I swear! I promise nothing bad will happen to you! You just have to let me in…" for a moment her mechanical voice seems to crackle and drop before returning to normal as she giggled softly once more.
Nick’s eyes widened as he heard the voice speaking to him, and he shook his head. ‘No……not another one, make this easy on me management, Jesus Christ.’ he would think to himself and then he heard the crack in the voice. “I’m very dear to you?” he would ask, raising a brow, and he would look out the window, to see what she looked like.
"I wouldn’t remember. It’s sort of reset everyday…" she would answer, shifting from side to side. "If I did ever play with you though, I’m surprised you even came back here; considering what’s going on outside and all. I might not have much memory capacity but there’s no ignoring that mess…" the doe added on, sighing low.
Nick would shrug a bit, “It’s fine, programming is weird and all.” he would remark and then raise a brow, “I needed the money for my cousin.” he would say, and then he would sit on the couch, gesturing to the spot next to him, “It’s alright, you’re all just following the rules, I understand.” he would say, smiling at the doe animatronic
She blinked slowly before taking an awkward seat next to him, her body not really well suit for being any other position besides standing. "Well, I suppose I'm not currently. You're not following them after all. Rule-breakers should be punished. But... I'm not really the type to hurt organics. It's a messy thing."
well i am technically dead and i really just live here idunno if you have not seen me but i am a shadow angel i chose to become that when i died so yeah... anyway darla i have always loved the day care even when i was old enough to leave i always tried to come back here
"I-it was more of a play area than anything. I didn't really do any caring for you children." she laughed, a little confused at his words. She had no idea what any of those things were. "I'm sorry to hear you passed away dear, I suppose. A little odd considering you're... alive again and all."
"H-hey." His mouth dries up somewhat. He was used to animatronics trying to kill him at Midnight. The fact that she wasn't doing so-yet-was a bit of surprise, especially after all the deaths he went through at the hands of the others. Anyway- "I'm Fred. My mom used to bring me and my siblings to Freddy's, back when I was younger. I used to play in this area alot starting when I was four, and until I got old enough to leave. And, I think I know you, at least, if you're the same Darla."
"Yeah, yeah. It’s me. Not many youngings ever came here in the first place, so there was no point in making multiples of me." her expression was of the sadder kind. "It’s not to meet you again Fred, I suppose. I wish I could recall you better but… we are programmed after all. What are you even doing in here anyway? Aren’t you the new security guard and all? I don’t think hiding is really the best strategy…"
He smiles. “Hey, I thought you were pretty swell~ Anyway, it just turned Midnight, so, I don’t think there’s even a point in trying to head toward the Security Office now. Besides, that’s probably where the other animatronics think I’ll be, and, this is one of those nights where I would rather not die again…”
"Again? What exactly do you mean? I know you organics can die but uh... I'm pretty sure only once." the deer responded with a genuinely confused look on her face. Sure death wasn't a real concept to her, but immortality was something she could never think about. If she really could ever think.
-a shadow figure comes in-front of you-hi Darla um i do not know if you remember me but its me mine king you know that little toddler that always wore a crown
"Sorry, I can't retain knowledge of any visitors for more than a day. It's nice to see you again dearie! What brings you here?" The animatronic asked, putting on a smile.
"So this is the new robot, doesn't look that bad..."
Hearing a voice the robotic doe started up, looking at the janitor and seeming to frown. "I-I'm not new... i-it's just this area isn't all that popular... or open much..." she responded, ears lowering. "But thanks. You don't look so bad for an endoskeleton~"
"H-hey." His mouth dries up somewhat. He was used to animatronics trying to kill him at Midnight. The fact that she wasn't doing so-yet-was a bit of surprise, especially after all the deaths he went through at the hands of the others. Anyway- "I'm Fred. My mom used to bring me and my siblings to Freddy's, back when I was younger. I used to play in this area alot starting when I was four, and until I got old enough to leave. And, I think I know you, at least, if you're the same Darla."
"Yeah, yeah. It's me. Not many youngings ever came here in the first place, so there was no point in making multiples of me." her expression was of the sadder kind. "It's not to meet you again Fred, I suppose. I wish I could recall you better but... we are programmed after all. What are you even doing in here anyway? Aren't you the new security guard and all? I don't think hiding is really the best strategy..."
Nick would lean back in his chair, stretching a bit, the chair creaking. “Second night…..hopefully this one is easy, should be, I think I know how to avoid getting caught by the animatronic’s. You just have to learn what they do, it’s like patterns in code.” he would say…
Nick was taking a sip of his coffee when he heard the tapping. A brow raised, “Must be one of the animatronic’s rustling a-” he quickly stopped speaking as he heard the voice speaking to him, a shudder running through his body. He looked around quickly, “H…..hello?” he would ask, almost silently. He hoped that whatever it was didn’t respond, but he didn’t always have the best of luck.
"Open the door… come on! Don’t be shy, I won’t hurt you, promise! Darla Doe is just here because you are very deer to her!~" she seemed to coo, hooves drumming on the door. "I’m not like the others, I swear! I promise nothing bad will happen to you! You just have to let me in…" for a moment her mechanical voice seems to crackle and drop before returning to normal as she giggled softly once more.
Nick’s eyes widened as he heard the voice speaking to him, and he shook his head. ‘No……not another one, make this easy on me management, Jesus Christ.’ he would think to himself and then he heard the crack in the voice. “I’m very dear to you?” he would ask, raising a brow, and he would look out the window, to see what she looked like.
With the lights off he would only see the dim glow of her eyes. “Mhm! Miss Darla doesn’t let anything happen to her dearlings, no sirree… I watch the younger kids at the funhouse, you see. I wasn’t made to hurt a living creature. Just to watch over them. You can trust me, I promise! And that’s a Darla Doe Declaration!”
Nick would raise a brow as he saw the glow of the eyes, and he swore quietly under his breath. “Your dearling’s?” he would ask, and muse over that sentence. “Maybe…….maybe I went here as a child and don’t remember it?” he would remark and with a gulp, he would press the door button, letting it slide open, he would then back up a good bit, in a position to run if he had to.
The doe popped into the room, giving a wave with both of her hooves. “Howdy-loo dear! You look oh so alone and boooored… but don’t worry I’m here now!” she would practically sing, only quickly covering her mouth and looking about. Nothing yet… but she couldn’t control what they did. “I uh… thanks for letting me in I suppose, against your better judgement.
He would slowly nod his head, seeing what exactly the voice was and he sighed a bit, it wasn’t as horrifying as the other animatronic’s. He would slowly put a hand out for her to try to shake. “I’m…..n….Nick, the new guy.” he would say. “Y……you didn’t sound like you were going to kill me so I decided to trust you.” he would say with a nervous smile.
"Well, I don’t necessarily kill anyone. I’m just sort of… an alarm of the sorts. You’re real lucky I came to you instead of you finding me, hahahaha~” the laugh seemed… very broken, dark. Sadly her voice-box was a little messed up, so some things came out much worse than they should have. “Welcome Nick! I hope you last longer than the others. Just be careful, and you should be a-okay!”
Nick would frown a bit as he heard the laugh, it did sound broken, as if the voice box was short circuiting. He was going to propose an idea. He would then smile a bit more, becoming relaxed around her. He would sit down on the couch in the security room, as there was one for relaxing. He would nod his head at her. “Hey, I was thinking, perhaps I could help fix up your voice box?” he would ask. “I mean, I have mechanical experience as well as electronic.”
She shook her head a bit, a smile on her face. “I’m totally f-fine! Most of us are all worn down anyway. It’s kind of like a speech impediment! Besides, it c-can be kind of cute… sometimes… I suppose.” she glanced to the door, sighing. “Might wanna close that though.”
Nick would smile back at her as she spoke, and at her comment he would nod his head in response, “True true, it does sound a bit cute.” he would say with a snicker and then he would close both doors, “Guess I can spare a bit of battery power for someone like you.” he would remark, chuckling a bit. “So you know me?” he would ask, “I mean, perhaps you saw me as a child.”
"I wouldn't remember. It's sort of reset everyday..." she would answer, shifting from side to side. "If I did ever play with you though, I'm surprised you even came back here; considering what's going on outside and all. I might not have much memory capacity but there's no ignoring that mess..." the doe added on, sighing low.