The Magical Life of a Drag Queen

I'm a drag queen, and I am magic.

[bruce-greenwood]

seeing ‘used to be’ to describe someone transgender

[missdig]

"Networking"

They have "networking" as an option on dating sites and apps so you can screen out patent douchebags and people who click on everything indiscriminately.

[missdig]

"Discreet"

NOTHING looks gayer than a man conspicuously attempting to not look gay.

[missdig]

Being a gay man who isn't terribly fond of men is an interesting twist.

[missdig]

Today at work there was a blackberry bigger than the head of my cock, and I was just like OK MONSANTO, YOU WIN.

[missdig]

Can we just talk about the fact...

that there are people who actually plug their own websites in their Grindr profiles?

[missdig]

I came home and found my moisturizer on the back of the toilet. And this is why you never live with straight guys.

[kozmicc]

[missdig]

Sedmikrásky, 1966

Fact: Ivana Karbanová was wearing literally all the black eyeliner produced in Czechoslovakia in 1966.

[missdig]

It's all going to be ok, you guys.

[at0micgh0ul-deactivated20231213]

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[0w8-32478934894237-deactivated2]

what

[filmchrist]

Paris is Burning (1990)

[missdig]

In real life Jack would have lived Brooklyn and Will and Grace would RSVP but never actually go to his shows.

[missdig]

Grindr goes to sea!

"Grindr goes to sea!" OMG, great, a boat full of early-30s masc 4 masc discreet dudes who will hide in their cabins and not message each other.

Group activities include headless selfie lessons and a daily chant of "NO FATS, NO FEMS."

[trolltina]

[missdig]

Every time you say "may the odds be ever in your favor," god chooses a kitten as tribute.

[missdig]

If you just pretend whatever you did today was your to-do list, you can feel accomplished.