#dating app

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cosquinh-ahaha]

MemeBios!

“baixa aquele app satanista ai o tinder”

spoiler eu vou fazer lovebombing e te ligar bebada sexta as 02:45

procuro algo casual tipo alguem pra ter um casamento intimo na praia com 3 damas de honra lirios brancos e um ministro de paleto cinza

“você tem insta?” eu tenho um endereço que vc pode mandar flores e posteriormente me buscar pra um date, serve?

quero a sorte de um amor tranquilo (sentir ciume possessivo e trancar vc em casa

i dont just make mistakes i date them

*bonus nada a ver com a minha experiencia pessoal no tinder* se for me fazer marmita garanta que seu parceiro ao menos seja atraente obg

[floral-monsters]

Dating apps for my funky little lesbians. A hugely fun part of making these was figuring out everyone’s sun signs. 🌞

[thepenultimateword]

Prompt #269

Hero:

Your profile says you like stargazing. Would you wanna fly around some time? I can get us an extra good view 😉

Villain:

This is Villain.

Hero:

Dang it!! Stop being on every powered people dating app I use!

Villain:

I think the real question is how you keep matching with me on every dating app you use.

Hero:

I’m not doing it on purpose!!! I’m just not used to seeing you in civilian clothes and keep getting confused!!

And you have to match with me too you know! So I could say the same about you!! Why are you swiping up when you know it’s me?!

Villain:

Honestly? Because it’s hilarious 😆🫰

Hero:

I’m blocking you. AGAIN.

Villain:

Awww, but that stargazing date sounded fun.

[cumonefilm]

So, some people wanted to know what really happened in the motorcycle dealership....

Some people are private on CUMZR and don't display their profile pic. Everyone wants some degree of privacy, and John-John understands that .... in the path to find true love.

[thezombieprostitute]

Second Chances Dating App

Soulmates, though not fully understood, are a real thing. Soulmate meetings are celebrated throughout the world and cherished.

But what happens when one soulmate dies before the other? It's a painfully common occurrence. Soulmates passing away due to disease, accidents, natural disasters, crime.

You lost your own soulmate to heart attack. He got hit in the chest in just the wrong spot at just the wrong time and his heart stopped.

It's taken years of therapy but you think you're finally ready to try again. To welcome romantic and physical love back in your life. Your therapist recommends a dating app called Second Chances, designed specifically for people who have lost their soulmates.

So who are you swiping right on? (Poll at the bottom)

Curtis lost his soulmate to a car accident. They were hit by a drunk driver and, while Curtis survived, his soulmate didn't. He's had to deal with survivor guilt on top of everything else. But he's willing to give love another chance.

He works in HVAC systems, mainly repairs. It's nothing fancy, but considering his work helps people survive the crippling heat waves, he's happy to do it.

Jefferson, a single father, lost his soulmate to a mugging gone wrong. He's had to stay strong for his daughter, Grace, but he'll be the first to admit something broke in him. He's lost a considerable amount of faith in humanity but he wants to try.

He's a fashion designer. Not one of the most well known, but he's financially sound with a good number of high profile clients. He appreciates a medium that lets him be so expressive while also letting others express themselves.

Steve met his soulmate during his time in the army. Their time together was short and Steve still has PTSD from the battle that broke his soul. But he's tired of being alone. He's never one to stay down so he's going to try to find someone he can connect with. Someone he can feel safe and comfortable with.

He left the army soon after his soulmate's death and ended up going into automobile repair. He specializes in motorcycles but is good with anything that has an engine. He likes to work with his hands and keep himself busy.

Hal's soulmate was taken from him by cancer. They wasted away in front of his very eyes. He's incredibly grateful for the time they had together. But he knows they'd want him to find someone new. To not be tied to them forever.

Taking care of his soulmate, Hal picked up a lot of nursing tricks and trades. After they passed, he ended up taking courses and getting his nursing degree. He enjoys helping to take care of people.

A rather unique case, Bucky lost the arm with his soulmate tattoo in a construction accident. Because he no longer has it, the magic to find and meet his soulmate is gone. He's not entirely sure he belongs on this app, but he needs to try.

Bucky's replacement arm is enough that he's able to stay in the construction industry. Though he's more on the safety inspection side of things these days. He doesn't want anyone to go through what he has.

So who are you swiping right on?

Curtis Everett

Jefferson

Steve Rogers

Hal Carter

Bucky Barnes

Voting ended onFeb 1, 2025

[fellaramdane]

the line up | go kyungjun

chapters list ᝰ.ᐟ

status: on hold

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: night has come, sfw // where go kyungjun download a dating app and ruin his own life, kyungjun x oc, dating app!au, violent!kyungjun, enemy to lovers, comedy, angst, bullying, morally grey oc, deepfake, non-explicit sexual assault, he fell first he fell harder, yearning kyungjun.

𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀: wattpad | archieve of our own

𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘂𝗲: "dating apps is a bullshit! especially when it's anonymous, how can someone trust a scammer you're texting to?"

★ characters intro

★ season 1: the encounter

chapter 1: what is love

chapter 2: dirty work

chapter 3: rich man

chapter 4: tres regulae delinquentium

chapter 5: a night of rats

chapter 6: heavens fall

chapter 7: mr. jungtae

chapter 8: sunset blackmail

chapter 9: sea split in two

chapter 10: hold on tight

chapter 11: make me shut up

chapter 12: teach me how to scream

chapter 13: principal buglars

chapter 14: busy incoming calls

chapter 15: paranormal activity

★ season 2: the bullying

chapter 16: girls vs girls

chapter 17: kim somi

★ season 3: the obsession

★ season 4: the dating app