Ok so this is based off the other anon who mentioned the board game that seemed to predict the future but with rayne and stuff but insteadbcan you like how you think it would go like if the devil quintuplets and walkis gang played the game instead :D -MFKďżź(srry if Iâm asking for too much itâs just hard to find written content of the devil quintuplets and walkis gang đ)ďżź
Don't be ^^ you always ask interesting questions and I'm always happy to see a familiar name in my inbox :)
So I'll split them into the Quintuplet groups and Walkis group since I can't think of a scenario where the two would sit in the same room and play the board game amicably tbh
0ď¸âŁ âI have came across a peculiar board game that allegedly can see into your future. As parts of my flesh and blood, do not even entertain the thoughts of having a future outside of serving me faithfully as you were born to be. Whoever finishes first will get an additional portion of my blood.â
đˇ âSounds neat! Iâll go first then!â
𤥠âNo, I will.â *murks delisaster* ââŚâbreathe in the direction of a mud user at a circus event. Receive the âUgh, sands in my socks!â status within 5 spaces of the Bureau of Magic headquarters and automatically lose half of your remaining lifespan every time you are in a desert region.â âŚbut I donât go to the desert.â
đĽ âI see. Youâd do well to avoid an earth-type Visionary, since your parlor tricks donât always work on them. âJoined a bodybuilding club and became best friends with the others. Your journey as a dessert chef begins here! Gain +1,000 muscle points and lose -500 sanity points.â âŚwhat?â
0ď¸âŁ âDoom. See me in my chamber after this.â
đĽ ââŚyes, Father.â
đŽ âWhat kind of pudding shall be in my futureâ âAn epidemic broke out infecting all livestock populations and drove the prices of eggs and milk up. No eggs or milk in prison meals for the foreseeable future. Expedited mental decline and increased chance of parasitic infection by 75%ââWHAT??!!? What do you mean no puddings?!?â
0ď¸âŁ âHmmâŚthis could be a profitable business venture. If I choose the correct moment to squeeze that bottleneck furtherâŚCell.â
đ âYes, Father. Iâll look into the matter right away.â
đˇ âUhâŚare we just going to ignore the prison part?â
đĽ *stares at Epidem losing his mind* âIf heâs weak enough to get caught then itâs no loss to us. Itâs your turn.â
đˇ ââŚsure. âCongratulations! Your last meal is a flavorful rabbit soup. GAME OVER :) Gain +300 protein points and +10,000,000 favorability from maggots and flies.â Hold up. Last meal? Wtf??â
𤥠*side-eying Epidem* âSure the parasitic infection status didn't go to the wrong guy?"
0ď¸âŁ âYou useless louts. Go to the training area and fight each other to the death before coming to my office and explain yourselves.â
đĽ ââŚyes, Father.â
0ď¸âŁ â⌠âA scary old friend is testing out a new castration method. Gain +1,000 fear points and an automatic âGAME OVERâ within 10 spaces of the Meliadoul clinic.â âŚwhat is that old broad even doing?â
 đ âMy older brothers sent this game to me from home. Shall we play a round before the battle with Easton tomorrow?â
đŚ ââŚwhy is it so beat up?â
 đ âThey all got a little excited. Who wants to go first?â
đ âI will. Iâd rather be seeing Mother than wasting time hereâoh Mother, Mother, Mother, please kindly grant me strength from your boundless graceââ
𧲠ââŚwhat the hell is that mamacon doing?â
đ§ âPraying to Gom to roll a good numberâ *𧲠blank stares* âGet it? âGomâ? God and mom?â
đ â âDue to tarnishing the game system, you are stripped of all your assets and automatically demoted to the last place. Gain +100,000,000 mamacon points and lose -300,000,000 normie points.â ;) Just according to keikaku (*keikaku means plan). Bye and have a shit game, Iâm going to have a much better time than you guys.â
đŚ âPerhaps you could go next instead of wasting your energy making dumb jokes.â
đ§ ââŚâMade your broom class teacher laughed during an exam so you passed with flying colors. Receive the status âTeacherâs Petâ whenever you are within two spaces of an educational institution which allows you to bypass ten spaces.' I knew someone would appreciate my jokesâthey are jest that good after all!â
đŚ âI will go next. âFished up a human shark and became friends with them after they gave you tips on transformation magic. Gain +200 friendship points and the âSurf and Turfâ status within 2 spaces of Easton or Walkisâ. Not bad, though I do wonder why Easton.â
𧲠âI remember now. Thereâs one guy in the same year as us who can transform into a sharkâpiteously weak, though. I doubt he could teach you anything.â
đ âThatâs rightâyou used to attend Easton. Why donât you go next, Levis?â
𧲠âTch⌠Galuf, you go.â
đ
âSure, I donât mind. âFound a rare collectible carbonated drink bottle to add to my collection at an antique shop. Made a friend who is also interested in carbonated drinks and talk about exploitative friendship. Gain the âSlurp n Burp' status within 1 space of Easton or Walkisâ. Guess someone over there likes coca cola too.
đ âLevis, itâs your turn.â
𧲠â⌠âYour older brother invited your friends over for a sleepover despite your insistence that they are not your friends. Lose -10,000 authority points with other players and gained the âSo he's a lil' bro after all!â status whenever your older brother appear in the gameââ HEY WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS LAUGHING?!?!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!â
đ âWell, itâs my turn. ââWas gifted an apple tree with incredibly sweet fruits, but your house will be swarmed with bugs every year. Lose -500 popularity points with the girls and a 50% increase in the chance of having digestive issues.â Worth it. Kenny, youâre next.â