Perks of Being Cherron ♡

Sharon Michael. 24. Malaysian. Certified nutritionist. Fitness consultant at Celebrity Fitness Malaysia. Founder of The Guardian Angels Network. Former admin on Mental Health Advice. Ask me for HTML help. I blog to express. "Lend me your eyes, I can change what you see but your soul you must keep totally free."

[arnold-ziffel]

Night calls…

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life is so short. love love love all you can

[thebootydiaries]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

[beauteenth]

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

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“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[laswellspup]

This post got even better since I last reblogged it

[host-of-chthon]

@just-a-kj-blog

[favorite-aesthetic]

Very cool dogs

[hplyrikz]

“You are most powerful when you are most silent. People never expect silence. They expect words, motion, defense, offense, back and forth. They expect to leap into the fray. They are ready, fists up, words hanging leaping from their mouths. Silence? No.”

— Alison McGhee, All Rivers Flow To The Sea (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

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[extramadness]

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Source 

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“There might come a day when you will have to fly alone. Don’t be afraid. Your wings will take you to ridiculously beautiful places you didn’t even know existed.”

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[bled]

[newendy]

[antiandrogen]

the only person whose love can heal you is yourself

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[cuteandadorable]

Cute and adorable!❤🐾😾

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)