Sam MoiKai

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/anyone who gets one of Sam's dumb puns / pick up lines has permission to cause her physical harm xD/

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Headcanon: Habits

Sam usually always has SOME kind of lolipop in her mouth. It’s an obsession and SHE cannot contain it.

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She’s on a roll, and she has a HORRIBLE idea.

“ What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune. “

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Executive Proton did NOT murder her for the spray bottle incident. Now she wants to test Just how far she can take it before he’s provoked.

“How many puns do you think I can get away with before I get in trouble... Lets find out.”

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An important higher up has followed her, and she is RADIATING CHAOS

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@missingsleight​ said: “What’s up kitty cat!~ Are you hoping I have cat nip or something?”

❝ Catnip is for pussies. I require something stronger. Bring me something or I’ll pee on your bed! ❞

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“OHHh I see, you need the GOOD shit.” She digs into her pocket and pulls out a box of silver vine.

“Something LIKE this???” She waves the box in front of his face.

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Sam is awake and she’s about to make it EVERYone’s PROBLEM.

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haematophiliac​:

     There’s a moment of peace, the world all nice and quiet and serene, before it’s totally destroyed - ruined - by the invasive stranger that so dares touch him, causing him to flinch and almost jump up and yell. But he remains idle in place after the jolt of shock and horror, eyes staring straight ahead and away from the randomer. Any other place and any other time and he would throw a fit, tell the woman to piss off, but he decides best to simply tolerate her presence for now. After all, he can always use people to his benefit. He shifts his weight slightly on the bench to gain more comfort, rolling a shoulder.

     A deep breath to calm himself.

     “And what so gave you that impression, dare I ask?” He questions, gaze finally sliding to look at the other, giving her a once over. Clad in his usual of a crisp white, short-sleeved shirt and black jeans, silver chain around his neck on show as the shirt sits half open, he doesn’t really look the bar-going type lest it be somewhere fancy. Maybe that’s what she means; a fancy-ass place. Hmh. 

     “Is it my aura, perchance?”

     Not even a smile.

Her smile doesn’t fade even as he met her with an expressionless face. With an energetic movement she plops herself on the bench in order to sit right beside him. Disregarding any signs or need of personal space.

“OH WELL, You’re just dressed SO nicely! A GUY with your level of class HAS to know all the best spots.” She winks at him with her green eyes, and tilts her head curiously.

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@executive-geneticist​ Continued from here!

She practically jumps back when Archer stands up, letting out a nervous laugh as her little lie clearly failed. A chill runs down her spine when her name is spoken.

“OKAY OKAY you’re right.” She lowers her head in shame. “I saw one of the scientists loan a pokemon to someone, AND I let my jealousy beat me.” She pushes her index fingers together. 

“So... I clipped one of his pokeballs off of him in the hopes of getting something cool, BUt when it didn’t OPEn for me I thought it was just empty or busted.... I’m sorry sir... I’ll accept any punishment you have for me.”

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She went through all the trouble of stealing a pokeball off of vexis, and it doesn't even open.

Lame... now she's curious to see what happens if she tries to turn it into a higher up.

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LINES I’VE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK

“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.” ”Pick a god and pray.” “Then perish.” “Violence for violence is the rule of beasts.” “I have been through Hell and come out singing.” “There are no gods here.” ”Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” “Do I look like the kind of man who dies?” ”Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?” ”Most monsters are a manifestation of our own fears and inability to accept different cultures we don’t understand.” ”You can only learn from pain, the more pain the wiser you become.” ”God, forgive me.” ”I am blighted being cursed with sight.” ”This is the age of the expanding man.” “God’s dead and soon we will be, too.” “I thought there were no heroes left in this world.” ”To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all.” “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.” “Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.” ”People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.” “This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.” “Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.” ”Perception is truth to those who perceive it as such.” “Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.” ”When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn.” “Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.” “God wishes he were me.” “One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” “Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd amount of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.” “Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.” “All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.” “Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?” “You’re a coward. You always were.” “Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”

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random sentence starters: the third

change around as you see fit!

“ i want to be like you. “

“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “

“ what’s the plan here ? “

“ please just … come home. “

“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “

“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “

“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “

“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “

“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “

“ we’re not friends. “

“ so , do you come here often or … ? “

“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “

“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “

“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “

“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “

“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “

“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “

“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “

“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “

“ sing me a song. “

“ did you do this ? “

“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “

“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “

“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “

“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “

“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “

“ why are you leaving ? “

“ admit it … i drive you wild. “

“ you’re so infuriating. “

“ i hate this town. “

“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “

“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “

“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “

“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “

“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “

“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “

“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “

“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “

“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “

“ you are my platonic soulmate. “

“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “

“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “

“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “

“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “

“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “

“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “

“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “

“ … not many people really talk to me … “

“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “

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She’s got a grin on her face.

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Starter Call

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Headcanon: Physical Markings

Sam has an S shaped scar on her right hip.

The mark is small, and wouldn’t be noticed unless you were looking for it. If anyone questions her on it she simply tells them “an S for sam.” She’s good about keeping it covered though.

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@magicmagikarp​

“Agent M!!!” Sam bounds over to the grunt grinning wide.

“You shoudl SEE this MAGIKARP I stole Caught while out today. IT’S ADORABLE WANNA take a look? Maybe add it to your collection.”

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