Oceans

Brandon. Artist, gamer, dreamer.

[rimjhimbristi-deactivated201602]

me: *promises to not procrastinate this semester*  me: why the fuck u lyin.. why u always lyin.. mmmmmm MY GOD STOP FUCKING LYING

[perks-of-being-chinese]

WHY IS SHE HOLDING A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IM LAUGHING SO HARD VICTORIAS SECRET WHY

[perks-of-being-chinese]

When you’re too lazy to wash the dishes

[support]

Every Monday we get 3 people from the office to smack their keyboards with dildos and we update this website’s coding based on that.

[stoddenista-deactivated20130619]

LOUIS SHAVED HIS HEAD

[stoddenista-deactivated20130619]

SORRY I MEANT LIAM THEY ALL WHITE 

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[zebracaaaakes-deactivated201802]

[aestheticacadema]

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

[kalingly]

[astound]

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

[swank-bc]

[weloveshortvideos]

Instant Karma.

[underthepalmsweare-deactivated2]

“Do you follow current events?”

Hell yea I do

[antivancoffeelover]

“women who wear makeup are why i have trust issues”

bruh if you thought any woman naturally has shiny red lips and eyelashes long enough to fan queen cleopatra then that’s your own dumbass fault

[cavilhenry]

“too vague” writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

[mishaaaaal]

Who will die on the titanic?

Aries- no Taurus- no Gemini- no Cancer- no Virgo- no Libra- no Scorpio- no Sagittarius- no Leo- yes Capricorn- no Aquarius- no Pisces- no