[speedlimit15]

what the fuck

[setheverman]

ad algorithms trying to understand your web history: fuckfuckfufkcfuk this person uhhhhhh in the market for upside down artificial christmas tree

[blackgirlsreverything]

[onlytwitterpics]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

When the 27 guys are done nutting on you and you hear one of them say “damn hoes these days have no self respect” like he didn’t just nut down your throat three times with 26 other guys

[pokemon-professor-grey-deactiva]

This seems very specific…

[thenamesjavii]

very specific…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

she’s trying (i’m she)

[technotranceremex]

It kinda blew my mind to learn today that “thou” was actually an informal form, and “you/ye” was the fancy one

Now whenever I see “thou” I read it in a tone kinda like “y’all” in tumblr posts and like… 1600s bible verses were supposed to be perfectly frank, not stilted. this changes everything………..

[sawkinator]

“Listen, then, if y'all have ears!” - Jesus, maybe

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Thou’d’ve

[kvistwig]

THAINT

[rootlyco-blog]

Happiness is the only thing we can give without having

The saddest thing anyone has told me (via plantforthat)

[messsywriter]

You made me feel like I was worth the moon, but at the end, I wasn’t worth a goodbye.

I. A.

[jimbenton]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

[rcktpwr]

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[rcktpwr]

please for the love of GOD stay safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

[longnuts]

Self care

[asian]

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

[weavemama]

I CHOKED ON MY WATER SSJJSSJDHDHSKSJ

[eroscestlavie]

i dont want to know how to read anymore 

[wnq-writers]

the worst part of watching someone leave your life is remembering them promise you they’ll never leave

immarcustrey  (via wordsnquotes)

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

mutuals feel free to follow my blog

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i can’t believe my humble little post somehow made its way to the smartest person in the world