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TEXT 📲 HANSON

HAN: Testing, testing 1, 2, 3. Is this thing on?

MADS: why, if it isn't my knight in shining armor!!!

MADS: thanks for lifting a deli for me. well, for everyone else, too, but specifically the one causin me some troubles.

MADS: are you doing ok?

#text.#han.

wickedlymeme

“You have no fucking idea.”

“Shut your fucking mouth.”

“Get the fuck out.”

“Are you out of your fucking mind?”

“What the fuck?”

“How the fuck?”

“What the fucking hell?”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Why the fuck are you still here?”

“How the fuck did you do that?”

“You’re fucking unbelievable.”

“I think we should fuck.”

“You really wanna fuck with me?”

“Watch what you’re fucking doing.”

“Did you just say ‘fuck you’?”

“What the fuck are you watching?”

“Where the fuck are we?”

“How the fuck do we end this?”

“Where the fuck do you turn it on?”

“Have you seen this fucking thing?”

“Jesus fucking Christ.”

“Why the fuck did you do that?”

“What a fucking surprise.”

“You fucking well know what you did.”

“Leave me the fuck alone.”

“Quit fucking bragging.”

“Are you here to fucking brag?”

“I said fucking LEAVE.”

“I heard they fucked your best friend.”

“You know how this fucking movie ends?”

“You know where the fuck i’ll be.”

“Don’t fucking come back until you’re sober.”

“Don’t talk to your fucking mom like that.”

“You’re lucky they’re fucking dead.”

“They fucking hated you.”

“They fucking loved you.”

“We all fucking burn in the end.”

“Time to atone for your fucking sins.”

“When was the last time you left the fucking house?”

“What did you fucking take?”

“Wake up, please. Please fucking wake up.”

“They’re fucking dead.”

“Who the fuck did you ask out?”

“You have no idea how much that fucking ruined me.”

“I fucking believed you. I won’t do it again.”

“You’re fucking beautiful.”

“You fucking well know why that happened.”

“Don’t fucking call me again.”

“They say heartbreak really fucks with you.”

#* meme queen.

text 📲 mads

MASON: how do you know there isn't some internal damage madison????

MADS: i’m in tip top shape, my dear brother. the hospitals have way too much to deal with from people who were actually injured. i’ve officially been rescued by my superhero ex boyfriend and i’m on my way home.

#text.#mason.

text 📲 mads

MASON: pls do. i can meet you at the hospital

MADS: im not going to a hospital

#text.#mason.

text 📲 mads

MASON: im okay i've got a place

MASON: a few are not all dependin on where its going

MADS: oh. ok.

MADS: ok, thanks. i'll text you when i'm out.

#text.#mason.

text 📲 mads

MASON: my place of normal residence has been destroyed but luckily i wasnt there

MASON: pls keep me updated on when you get out

MADS: oh fuck

MADS: you can stay with me. i've got plenty of room. you can even take the bed and i can buy an air mattress or something.

MADS: i don't know if my roommate is home but you can climb the fire escape because my bedroom window doesn't lock

MADS: okay. i hope it's soon. i didn't get beat up too much but a couple of people should probably see a doctor. do you know if the buses are still running?

#text.#mason.

text 📲 mads

MASON: you're trapped??? do i need to come find you???

MASON: idk someone started blowing shit up. i'm fine.

MADS: i'm pretty sure this is a job for the fire department. we're pretty buried.

MADS: maybe i'll find a fireman husband.

MADS: were you around, too? are you sure you're ok? who's blowing shit up? are they still blowing shit up?

#text.#mason.

text 📲 mads

MASON: hey pls tell me ur okay

MASON: pls tell me that nothing happened to u

[THREE HOURS LATER]

MADS: i'll be fine

MADS: i'm trapped somewhere with some other people but they haven't been able to get to us yet, but i'm not super hurt or anything

MADS: are you ok?? what the fuck happened? no one knows what's going on.

#text.#mason.

liabilitydevelopment

liability prompt & starters

we’ve personally constructed a list to give you and your muse an opportunity to deal with every day supernatural situations that we feel really fit the plot here at liability! feel free to reblog this to your heart’s desire. this is a great way to create new connections and get into threading! If anyone has any suggestions, feel free to submit them and we’ll add them either to this list, or a part two in the future!

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.

[ 🤑] my muse and your muse are outside of a bank that is getting robbed.

[ 💥] my muse runs into yours muse as they are running from the scene of a crime.

[ 🌑] our muses are walking down the street at night when they hear sirens in the distance.

[ 🗿] my muse approaches your muse terrified and covered in dirt.

[ 🏚 ] my muse wakes up in your muses home/headquarters.

[ 🤯] your muse catches my muse using their powers.

[ 🕴] my muse uses their powers on your muse.

[ 👎 ] my muse catches your muse committing a crime.

[ 🕵️‍♀️ ] your muse catches my muse committing a crime.

[ 🏃‍♂️ ] my muse saves your muse from danger.

[ 🏃‍♀️ ] your muse saves my muse from danger.

[ 💰 ] our muses are both trying to steal the same thing.

[ 🛑 ] our muses are both trying to stop the same crime.

[ 💒 ] our muses get set up on a blind date, but the person who set them up didn’t realize they already fight/commit crime together, so it’s not actually that blind.

[ 🏩 ] our muses get set up on a blind date, but the person who set them up didn’t realize they’re mortal enemies and they actually hit it off oops.

[ 💁‍♀️ ] my muse saves your muse from danger but they’ve known each other for so long that when they hear my muse’s voice they’re just like…hey? is that you?

[ 🤫 ] my muse reveals a deep secret to your muse.

[ 🤓] my muse is a big fan of your muse’s super persona, so when they run into them they nerd out in a major way.

[ 🤩] your muse is a big fan of my muse’s super persona, so when they run into them they’re kind of starstruck.

[ ❄️ ] our muses get stuck together in a freak weather manipulation induced blizzard.

[ 🛸 ] our muses witness a UFO landing together.

[ 🎥 ] your muse caught mine using their powers on video, so now my muse is trying to get them to delete the footage.

[ ⏱ ] our muses get mixed up with a time manipulator and go back/forward in time together. feel free to specify the time/location.

[ 📒 ] my muse has written a secret code in a book, your muse picks it up and tries to decipher it.

[ 📍 ] my muse is waiting in a specific location for a drop when your muse shows up walking their dog/frolicking through flowers/going to a job.

#* meme queen.

private messages 📩 bolt ⇆ madison

BOLT [unsent]: Okay, true.

BOLT: You’re very difficult sometimes, did you know that?

BOLT: NUMBA 1, I could absolutely our dad you!! I’ve been listed as a Daddy AND Zaddy in multiple Ranker hero lists. Survey says I’m the daddliest. NUMBA 2... WHY? You can’t expect me to choose. That’s impossible.

BOLT: No, I changed with a very tiny brunette who talked to a redhead at a karaoke bar and perhaps... did some more than that.

BOLT: and now i’m certain it was you

MADS: yes

MADS: baby, i don't think that's what they meant when they called you "daddy" i'm js

MADS: what's a zaddy? i'll out zaddy you too whatever it is. just bc i'm not out publicly saving the world doesn't mean i'm not the daddest gal in all the land.

MADS [unsent]: highgbvfdnfhuifsdhu

MADS: i thought i recognized that thing you did with your tongue!! what a wild fuckn ride. am i a better kisser as me or as the redhead?

#/ madison comin in with the real qs #text.#han.

mcmaseface‌:

Worst news ever, really. Not being able to watch Ella Enchanted that is. But you’re getting the best fuckin’ pizza so hopefully that’s making up for it a little.

Right? What a crime. I mean, I guess I could watch it on my phone now while I eat, but I started scrolling through the r/WholesomeMemes and honestly, that’s not a terrible alternative. It’s a pretty spiffy pizza, though. Five stars on Yelp.

So... How’s it hangin’?

#dash.#mason.

kweencass‌:

Girl, you deserve to treat yourself! We all deserve to treat ourselves. Not only did you live life in someone else’s body for a week, which was not fun on my end like at all, but now you’re braving the darkness! You’re a fucking warrior princess. I’m basically a warrior princess too, so I know what I’m talking about. I hope you’re getting yourself some Taco Bell for dessert after that pizza, because you deserve it. I’m also going to get Taco Bell because fuck it.

Also, Princess Diaries is always my Anne Hathaway movie of choice.

And I hope your power comes back soon. You’re welcome to come chill with me and the squad if it doesn’t!

You deserve to treat yourself. I hope no one did anything shady in that hot bod of yours! I got pretty lucky, I guess, because I stayed pretty cute and, really, the worst thing that happened was not being able to perform for a week. Do you know how much I’m digging this warrior princess aesthetic? We should get our asses some matching bumper stickers. Oh man, I wasn’t going to push my luck with that Taco Bell, but is there ever a bad time for a cheesy gordita crunch? What’s your Taco Bell order? That’s the important question, here.

You can never go wrong with Princess Diaries. Both are on Netflix, though, so a marathon is totally in the realm of possibility.

Listen, it’d be an honor to chill with your squad. You’re pretty rad.

#dash.#cass.

It’s been a heck of a week, Pals.

Having a different face is pretty stressful, y’know? I’ll admit that I miss the red hair and all of the stray cats that wanted to follow me home, but that was not a body built for Taco Bell, which is a tragedy. Anyway, as is the usual trend when I’m not quite on the up & up, all I wanted to do tonight after work is eat some mac and cheese and watch Ella Enchanted, but no. My building’s power is out. Terrible prank, Universe.

Anyway, I improvised by camping myself in the pizza place down the street and trying to eat an entire pie by myself in exchange for the free WiFi, so I guess I can’t complain too much. Here’s to hoping y’all have power, your amazing Anne Hathaway movie of choice, and some carbs to complete your Thursday.

#liabilitystarter #dash.

private messages 📩 bolt ⇆ madison

BOLT: I didn't say I think there's moments you're not cute! I just said you needed to stop it. There's a difference. I think. It doesn't matter, stop scrambling my noggin.

BOLT: You can't say I would be a bad dad to an imaginary baby just because of false articles. I would be the raddest, baddest, daddest dad this side of the Mississippi!! As long as you use a Bolt pun, and use a photo of ME, you're free to make your article title whatever you want. I won't stop you. Free publicity.

BOLT: NO! That movie uses a lot of red. We're back to our original problem of red making me look pink sometimes. It's not good for pictures.

BOLT: Right. Wonderful. Great to know.

BOLT: So, and bear with me here on this next question but...

BOLT: Are you... do you still look like you, or have you maybe changed your looks to something more (ironically) red? Asking for a friend.

MADS: I can’t turn it off. It’s a permanent mode. (:

MADS: NUMBA 1, you’ll never be able to out dad me. i’m the dadliest catch. NUMBA 2, you have to decide if you want your picture or a bolt pun. you can’t have both.

MADS: oh jesus christ

MADS [unsent]: YOU SURE WEREN’T COMPLAINING WHEN YOU HAD SOME RED ON YOU THAT NIGHT amiright

MADS: i may have temporarily switched places with a cute redhead. did you experience that same phenomenon???

#text.#han.