life unscripted

im just a simple girl. you may think you know me but you really dont. so step inside my world for a bit. these are the things i love.

[toastbutteregg]

[earthtodes]

Normalize walking away when you feel weird vibes, negative energy, or fake shit from people.

[lazy-cat-corner]

Motivation for 2020

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Royal Jordanian Airlines’ compelling ad shows what it’s like to be Arab on an airplane

follow @the-movemnt

[psychedelicfelon]

Important

[silvana-fangirls]

breaks my heart 

[lexxgotthejuice]

This makes me sad 😕

[sociallyawkward18]

Wow.

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[missmelii]

Luke’s naughty nephew Ben

[fatmagic]

[theocseason4]

Literally me being controlled by the invisible hands of fate

[jumex]

me after choosing to live deliciously

[sixpenceee]

The Earthquake Rose 

When a magnitude 6.8 earthquake shook Olympia, Wash., in 2001, shop owner Jason Ward discovered that a sand-tracing pendulum had recorded the vibrations in the image above. 

Seismologists say that the “flower” at the center reflects the higher-frequency waves that arrived first. The outer, larger-amplitude oscillations record the lower-frequency waves that arrived later.

[missmelii]

so mother nature is just orgasming when there’s an earthquake?

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[harvestspriteirl]

Y’all highkey silence your phone forever. Make everyone wait on you. Remind them you are your own person on your own time. 

My phone is never on ring. You’ll be lucky if my bitch ass feels generous enough to put it on vibrate. The shit is in my hand at least 5 hours a day, if I don’t notice the notification or I’m busy then I wouldn’t have responded anyways, I would have just been irked that it went off at all. 

My contacts are at my mercy. They claw at my pants’ legs and beg for my attention. I feel nothing for my notifications except pure contempt and disgust when I can be assed to feel anything for them. 

[professional-moron]

I can’t stop laugh at these tags

[evilrashida]

[gaezed]

I can’t stop laughing!!!

[izziessogay]

wlw fashion sense is exclusively inspired by the members of the breakfast club and I am not wrong

I mean...

[this-mess-of-a-man]

All five of them are just different flavors of lesbian

[alchemistique]

#this is a VERY LOUD CALLOUT #lower your voice

[30-minute-memes]

Abortion

[justasmalltowngirlsworld]

Idk why this is hitting my funny button

[lordmeowdemort]

Do u know how many sheep are murdered for your yarn? How many chickens are slaughtered for your eggs? How many cows are killed for your milk?

[fumblebeefae]

Zero. The answer for all these is literally zero???? hello????

[ike-loves-men]

OP sorry to break it to you but dead cows dont give milk. Neither do mistreated or stressed cows for that matter.

[lordmeowdemort]

What do u mean.

[komikbookgeek]

Sheep are not killed for yarn. Healthy and happy sleep make better wool.

Dead chickens don't lay eggs. Mistrested and abused chickens don't lay or lay poor eggs.

Peta lied to you.

[lordmeowdemort]

Lol fym? I've never even seen the Hunger Games

[househunting]

$967,055/3 br/1300 sq ft

LA CA

built in 1928

[haonsowmqpoznwk-blog]

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.

[glorious-spoon]

and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[aspicyavocado]

why am i laughing so hard

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[thetequiladiaries]

“…OK well, good luck.”