is your mother worried?

would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[mitrakats]

[raven] boys, come find me

prints of this r on my etsy and i’ll be bringing a few to share at Maggie’s sf event in august :’)

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[lesbianshepard]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

[lesbianshepard]

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

[desert-love]

[fidgetyhands]

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

[ayalaatreides]

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

[mx-marriott]

All around us all the time

[evydraws]

15 May - Once more I have seen the count go out in his lizard fashion.

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[freshcuntgrass]

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

[kamydrawstuffs]

"You Look Familiar!"

Bill Cipher recognizes Caine from their old flat days. Yes, I'm continuing it. It's spooky how my humor fits them tbh.

[parasitoidism]

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

[parasitoidism]

#mynothing

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[dr-paint]

Hail Mary Full of Grace