I have no plans to resign

I love Parks and Recreation. I sometimes post photos of adorable animals. I am an official member of the Drop Bear Awareness Society.

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‘She makes my heart beat like nothing ever did when I was alive.’

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What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

“Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and think, “Ooh, those are some nice pants.”

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I think I laughed harder than I have ever laughed in my life when I saw this. The Northern Territory News is famous for having ridiculous headlines - much worse than the Pawnee Sun. For context, the term root in Australia is slang for sex and the term ‘a dud root’ is common slang for bad sex.

[missnumbat]

My partner and I listened to the Face Off HDTGM and then watched the movie over the weekend and the face waterfalling levels in our house are now off the charts. It's becoming an issue.

[jrnny]

You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’

Paul F. Tompkins, Comedy Bang Bang Best of 2013 Part 3 (via jrnny)

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At first all I could taste was Vegemite, then the chocolate taste came in and the two flavours didn't mix well. I thought it would taste more like salted caramel, but it was overpoweringly Vegemite.

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Um I highly recommend that courtknees and missnumbat watch this Last Week Tonight asap.

[missnumbat]

Please don’t give us back Rupert Murdoch and don’t you dare kill our koala!

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Cadbury is releasing a Vegemite chocolate block. It's either going to be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever.

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The biggest political backflip I've ever seen. Tony Abbott 2013/2014 - " Let's give women up to $150,000 a year to go on maternity leave." Tony Abbott 2015/2016 - "Some women are claiming between 2 and 6 weeks paid maternity leave from their employer and then claiming 18 weeks paid maternity leave (valued at $11,000) from the Government? That's 'double-dipping'. What an outrage, I'm going to stop that".

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Pitch Perfect 2 was amazing and I loved it! I'm so glad it wasn't released here months after the US release like the first one was!

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Everyone at work is talking about the new royal baby. I am slightly despairing of Australia ever becoming a republic.