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left-reminders

domestic-harry

IM SCREAMING

turnnoffyourmind

Little ೡ

National Park Torres del Paine, Magallanes, Chile.

cheese24k

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

foxymaples

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

le-sad-demiurge

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

raikkousaki

the smol,, “doushitano” when he said his line early asndshdakjsf

plutojester

pal pal palpatine, star wars’ greatest love machine

sleepingfancies

1800s sex be like

*helps you out of a carriage* *unties your coat laces for you* *touches your ungloved hand* *avoids you at a ball*

capacity

It supposed to be like January 3rd still idk why we in a rush already

doujinshi

if naruto was here none of this would have happened

angelicguy

i have such a bad diet my cells have unionized and refuse to work unless i eat an orange

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

I think that’s called scurvy

sokkable

tortillas-deactivated20170612

firefox-official

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

firefox-official

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

firefox-official

me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”

god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”

me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”