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babygirl i have health problems that would make a grown man cry- yeah of course I'm still going to work what are you talking about

ibrithir-was-here

I love kids, especially kindergarten age cuz they still have their little baby voices, and while they're capable of actual conversations, they havent quite got the syntax of Normal People Speak.

So they pick up all these phrases and big words that we don't think fit with kids but they think "this is how adults talk" and they try to talk to you on an adult level and thats how you get your six year old cousin telling you in their little chipmunk voice that their finger painting was:

"Hard and pleasant work"

like they've been possessed by the ghost of a 1700s Quaker xD

queerism1969

karenenewman-deactivated2025062

chaospixiemagic

autism-adhd-information-blog-de

Autism Awareness Month

Autistic Truth

maviedemerde

hitmewithcute

Just saw this on r/unexpected and had to share

theblehthatbloos

snappy-snap

The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

studentlifeproblems

books-with-emily

me at age 5: i just wanna read my book and take a nap

me in middle school: i just wanna read my book and take a nap

me now: i just wanna read my book and take a nap

nogodsnokingsnomasters

Kent State University

tiredtransgal

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]”

“There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]”

Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

solarpunkcast

Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

captain-rez

Another picture from Kent State.

But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters.

saurons-optometrist

Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there

bando--grand-scamyon

What in the absolute fuck

wuh2k

When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…

hekeepsmeworm

I literally only know abt this bc my parents are hippies it’s fucked up

jheselbraum

I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it.

When I was 21.

beautifultoafault

i never heard of this…… and i live in this country……… WTF

fuckyouformakingmedothis

Welcome to America. If you want to learn some actual history, then research it yourself

thewholeguacamole

History 101, day 1: forget everything you learned in high school and before because it’s wrong and skewed.

maviedemerde

tachygranny

Me: *stands up*

My body: *overheating laptop fan noise*

guooey

commradequestions

That is the cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

homunculus-argument

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”