babbling brooke @missreister - Tumblr Blog

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

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fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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so casual i love it

thedevoteddemon

a sleepover with jc and the boys

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Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

ghoulfr13nd

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

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Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

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Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

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me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

aceofsquiddles

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

heyyoshimi

stephanie-hutcheon

TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

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Memories Everyone Who Made Mix CDs In The Early ’00s Will Have

theblackmanonthemoon

I’m really from this era

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these where the days

nabyss

Oh the memories…

divya-adu

I still have all of mine 😭

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the good ol days

melleverdeen

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

inkskinned

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”