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My Good Omens Human AUs, all listed below!
The One-Week Husband
https://archiveofourown.org/works/71488861/chapters/186085101
Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
Friends Don't
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60936964/chapters/155663635
Professional advice columnists and rivals Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley never expected to find themselves co-hosting an advice podcast. Aziraphale believes in proper channels and traditional wisdom, while Crowley advocates for creative chaos and burning it all down. Their opposing approaches create instant chemistry - and instant tension.
As their podcast gains popularity, maintaining their public rivalry becomes increasingly difficult. Both nursing past heartbreaks and their careers hanging in the balance, they convince themselves that "just friends who sometimes kiss" is enough.
A romantic comedy about finding love where you least expect it, learning to trust again, and the art of passive-aggressive thank-you notes.
The Shared Desk Dilemma
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53068954/chapters/134268547
In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.
Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.
The Weight of Memory, co-written with @searching4sarahtonin
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59813134/chapters/152572600
In an alternate 14th century England, where magic is never far out of reach, Aziraphale is a nobleman, Crowley a thief, unlikely allies who find themselves drawn together despite societal and familial expectations. But their budding friendship, or perhaps something deeper, catches the attention of Earl Gabriel Herault, who desires Aziraphale for himself. Conspiring with a lovelorn accomplice, Gabriel casts a curse meant to tear them apart. When the spell backfires, Aziraphale and Crowley are forced to navigate an uncertain future with a heavy price. As they search for a way to break the curse, they find the strength of their bond tested in ways they never imagined.
Lost and Found
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57054787/chapters/145103314
Former FBI agent turned park ranger Aziraphale Eastgate thought he’d found solace in the quiet forest that was once his childhood refuge. But his peace is shattered when his long-lost friend Crowley reappears after fifteen years, dragging him back into a world he thought he’d left behind.
Now a rock star entangled in the dark underworld of the music industry, Crowley seeks Aziraphale’s help to expose the corruption threatening his life. He claims he's being framed, but can he convince his former best friend and one-time lover of his innocence? Their complicated history looms large, casting shadows of doubt on both of them.
Joined by fierce and dedicated journalist Ana, tech-savvy hacker Newt, and junior park ranger Muriel, the group races to uncover the truth before it destroys them all. As they delve deeper into the conspiracy, Crowley and Aziraphale must confront their past and decide if they can ever truly trust each other again.
The New Road (is an old friend)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54141106/chapters/137083375
Aziraphale, a pastor struggling with his faith, extends a lifeline to Crowley and his infant daughter, Mira, who seek refuge on his church's doorstep.
What begins as a simple act of kindness transforms into a growing connection between the three - each finding something they’ve never had before.
As their friendship deepens, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves drawn to each other, yet hesitant to disrupt the tranquility of their newfound family dynamic and their relationships within their small town. They both want what’s best for Mira, and that means safety and stability, right?
However, their cautious security is disrupted by outside forces that challenge the foundation of their relationship and force them to confront their pasts, and what they really mean to each other.
Trivia Night: A Love Story
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52613875/chapters/133085797
Crowley just moved to the States and has already been roped into the pub trivia competition for all of the King Street businesses, which they take very seriously.
He just wants to work and go home to his cat and his plants, but the promise of free drinks lures him to the first game, where he meets a gorgeous, witty, mischievous angel, and suddenly trivia night doesn't seem quite so bad.
There's a Place for Us
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52285054/chapters/132262846
In 1845 London, Crowley and Aziraphale are heirs to the city's two most powerful families, who are entrenched in an enduring feud. Each possesses invaluable gifts—Crowley, the art of manipulation, and Aziraphale, expertise in decryption and infiltration. Trained as spies and indoctrinated to despise each other since birth, they are tasked with uncovering a shared secret, forced to work together to satisfy their respective families.
As their covert missions unfold, an unexpected, passionate connection sparks, and they find themselves falling fast for each other - but it's a love neither family will abide ...
Love's Alibi
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51811915/chapters/130992412
"Gay men cannot be friends. The sex part always gets in the way," Crowley had asserted.
“I guess we aren't going to be friends, then,” was Aziraphale's response.
When Harry Met Sally, but with our favorite duo and smut.
The Haven
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51662077/chapters/130596373
In a vibrant LGBTQ+ youth shelter, A.J. Crowley passionately advocates for mistreated kids, particularly his teenage transgender cousin who is currently under his wing. Enter Aziraphale 'Ezra' Fell, a dedicated social worker, new to town after a bad breakup, aiming to mend broken families. Their paths cross when one of Ezra's cases leads him to Crowley's shelter. What starts as a conflict of ideals turns to a powerful attraction, and they find themselves entangled in a battle risking not only their professional ethics but also the very things they cherish most.
