エル・ファンタズモ

e l p. 🤘🏼hdbgr. @fivefeetofconcrete's favorite pain in the ass. poppy's dad. smooth. complex. fruity. [ closed rp blog. ]

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[mister-phantastic]

I was blessed by cheesus

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Chicken legs.

[fivefeetofconcrete]

Being unemployed kinda sucks but there are some positives, like not working with The Big Brainworm's niece.

[mister-phantastic]

which one is this?

[grapplingwithadhd]

El Phantasmo & Maika, NJPW Death Vegas Invitational

[kara0822]

hello men excuse me i have a question: what do you think is the difference between treating your partner like a princess vs treating them like a queen?

because sometimes i think some of y'all (men, generalized/men, derogatory) don't know what role your girl wants to play in the kingdom

[mister-phantastic]

i agree with what daniel said. princess makes me think of spoiling your girl, gifts, etc. queen treatment is where you do whatever you can to make her life easier (cooking, cleaning, being present as a parent, etc.), you're equal partners, but she definitely runs the house. gifts and spoiling still may apply. keep that water bottle filled.

[mister-phantastic]

kelly has us locked into an unintentional hunger games marathon

[fivefeetofconcrete]

Getting humbled by my child because she's been re-creating and laughing about when I lost balance while trying to sit on the floor.

What a day.

[mister-phantastic]

she had way too much fun with it. then she tried to get me to do it too.

[dunkerella]

yeah boi @mister-phantastic

[retributiongossip]

Challenge: post pictures of you in 2016 and 2026.

[mister-phantastic]

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ECA NIATNUO.

[mister-phantastic]

@calamaricatchandrelease

[princedevitt]

[ihadtaedoittoem]

whats everyones favorite cookie type

[mister-phantastic]

snickerdoodle

[mister-phantastic]

Making towns with Tana.

[wholefnsho]

Yes, I hate to see Jay happy.

[mister-phantastic]

well, it looks we both ruined your day

[wholefnsho]

Oh, sad.

[mister-phantastic]

sad?