Coryn

any pronouns | aro-ace-agender | completely confused | will mostly shitpost | accidentally became obsessed with theater at some point

[ryan-sometimes]

I wonder how it feels to be a therapist or psychiatrist in 2026 and watch the despair of young patients and realize it’s not attributed to mental illness but a rational response to the state of the capitalist hellscape world we live in

[ryan-sometimes]

I’m not depressed because I need a higher dose of my mood stabilizer. I’m depressed because I spent years of my life working my fucking ass off to get a degree in biochemistry from one of the top universities in the world only to apply to over 100 jobs and the only one I land is one I hate every second of doing, the work is literally useless, and in spite of being there over 40 hours a week I still don’t make enough to pay rent. The food benefits I get can’t even feed a german shepherd. I’m 23 years old with a college degree asking my parents to take me grocery shopping so I don’t starve. I’m not upset because of my mental illness I’m upset because I work my ass off only to be broke and miserable

[thererisesaredstar]

Like Mama… (1977)

[vendean-comrade]

Smoking with mama

[zombie-dogg]

Baby need smoko

[deutsche-bahn]

als behördenmitarbeiter kann ich nur zustimmen: mittelalterliche outfits würden die arbeit zigmal besser machen. und würden auch für den richtigen flair sorgen wenn man von der anderen seite des tresens bedroht wird: „wachen, entfernt ihn“ klingt cooler als „ich bräuchte mal kurz die security“.

andererseits stehen coole sachen meist auch im kompletten kontrast zum tatsächlichen behörden-alltag also ist die wahrscheinlichkeit eher gering dass sich das durchsetzt 😢

Die Wahrscheinlichkeit ist gering, aber du hast jetzt die einzigartige Möglichkeit den Lauf der (Verwaltungs-)Geschichte zu beeinflussen und den Wandel voranzutreiben, indem du als erster wieder in Heroldskluft auf der Arbeit aufkreuzt und den Weg für angemessene Berufskleidung ebnest.

[dogpuppy]

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[smute]

ne aber was is denn bitte freistoßsahne and why does it sound so sexual? you've heard of bareback cumshot, now i present to you freistoßsahne.

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[goth-queen]

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[recherchen-und-archiv]

Das sind ja fast schon Dialoge von erotischer Obszönität ich werde ja ganz rot,,,,,

[catasters]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[spnbrainrot]

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

The key to understanding history and geopolitics is to remember: just because one side is bad, doesn't mean the other side is good

[thepartyponies]

Just because an official narrative is suspect doesn’t mean the most popular counter narrative is automatically true

[a-random-fandom-friend]

It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

[superconfusedcoryn]

Insane shit that happend yesterday