Honor It Will Be

Sam Evans here.

[babybatblaine-blog]

It’s a scientific fact that 86% of the time, I only wake up because there is coffee somewhere in the world. Hopefully, in the kitchen.

[mister-sammyj]

It would be a shame if the coffee wasn't there. You'd get your hopes up for nothing.

[babybatblaine-blog]

The best part about coffee is everything. The worst part about coffee is when you drink it all and there’s no more left.

[mister-sammyj]

Dude sometimes coffee is the only reason I get up in the morning.

[fiercely-pierce]

Apparently getting grounded is still a thing that happens. I thought that it’d be okay though because internet but they were smart enough to change the wifi password. Anyway, the point is now I’m free again so hi! How is everybody?

[mister-sammyj]

What happened Britt? Why are your parents upset?

[darkprincesmythe]

I'm thinking of joining the Cheerios.

[darkprincesmythe]

Sam, you’re hot. Embrace it. Use it.

I didn’t say it wasn’t. Please. Santana wishes she could put me in my place. I mean, she tried, and she did a better job than anyone else, but, I wasn’t phased. Honestly I’m not even sure Quinn could do it, but then again, she’s not Captain for nothing.

So. How’ve you been since our last little chat?

[mister-sammyj]

Pray tell me how to use it. Because I'm not sure how to do that...

She's the best captain there is. But if we just agree to like...not talk about my girlfriend sexually I think we can be good here. 

Umm fine I guess. Nothing has changed.

[mister-sammyj]

You stopped breathing and stayed in the hospital for multiple days. That's not a normal reaction to simple light headedness

I don't know what to tell you. I don't know much. Other than what I felt. Maybe I'm dying.

[darkprincesmythe]

I'm thinking of joining the Cheerios.

[darkprincesmythe]

Just full of doubts, about everything, aren’t you?

There are about a thousand things I’d like to do to you, and I’d love to see you riled up but probably not in the way you’re thinking right now. But you’re straight, and I’m not into that.

And hey. I’m gay, but sexuality is fluid. It’s not black and white— sometimes it’s grey and it swims. Besides. I could have some kind of latent mommy issues you have no clue about. I think a very in control woman is hot. Especially if she can really put me in my place.

[mister-sammyj]

Okay wow. Thanks for the information I guess. I just don't know what to do with it. Store it away?

Well my sexuality is. I like girls. Not boys. But I mean, if you want a girl to order you around I'm pretty sure Santana can do that for you. Ya know, if you really wanna go down that road. She thinks she can put me in my place on a daily basis.

[darkprincesmythe]

I'm thinking of joining the Cheerios.

[darkprincesmythe]

Completely.

Maybe I’ll become super busy, like your girlfriend, and hardly have time for this website. Or the people on it.

Besides, I always thought being bossed around by a girl would be kind of hot.

[mister-sammyj]

Yeah she's head cheerleader so I doubt you'll be as busy as her.

If you're trying to get me riled up it's not happening. You can get all kinds of weird kinky thoughts but I doubt you are into girls.

[darkprincesmythe]

I'm thinking of joining the Cheerios.

The outfits would make my assets look fantastic.

[mister-sammyj]

Wait. Are you serious?

[mister-sammyj]

Why do /you/ think quinn is pushing you away

Maybe she is as busy as she says she is. Or...I don't know...she's scared what happened to me before will happen again and she will lose me.

[mister-sammyj]

then what do you think happened when you were making out and you were sent to hospital?

I don't know. I probably just got light headed or something. But she had nothing to do with it.

[mister-sammyj]

you don't blame quinn for almost killing you before?

What are you talking about? Quinn didn't almost kill me.

[mister-sammyj]

[mister-sammyj]

Text to Rachel

S: I like the sound of her laugh. And the way she looks at me like I'm the only guy. I like the sound of my name on her lips. I like when she holds my hand. And the way it feels. I like how she treats my siblings. I like how smart she is.

Q: Okay...so most of those are superficial things. But I'll give you the smart thing and the way she treats your siblings. But there are tons of smart girls who are nice to children and don't go around attempting to make some of our lives a living hell.

S: It's hard to explain. It's more than superficial.

[lionleos]

I’m sorry Sam, but I did tell you that I was busy. You can’t be surprised that my answer hasn’t changed just because you asked again.

[mister-sammyj]

Okay Q. Whatever.

[lionleos]

What part of “I can’t hang out with you because I’m too busy” don’t you understand?

[mister-sammyj]

[mister-sammyj]

Text to Rachel

R: What do you like about her though?

S: I like the sound of her laugh. And the way she looks at me like I'm the only guy. I like the sound of my name on her lips. I like when she holds my hand. And the way it feels. I like how she treats my siblings. I like how smart she is.

[mister-sammyj]

Text to Rachel

R: You're dating an evil cheerleader, Sam. I don't believe you. What could you ever see in Quinn Fabray that doesn't have to do with her appearance?

S: You don't know anything about our relationship. I genuinely care for Quinn...like a lot.