Messieurs...

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[mister-stalker]

Thank you, and Goodnight

Thank you @ayelander , my first friend on this "hell site" and an incredible friend. I have endless respect for your patience, and kindness. Your TF2 art showed your love for the characters through a love for sex.

Thank you @tiny-freakin-head , for sharing so much kinky porn. You introduced me to appreciating Engineer and I think you are a large source for Engineer x Spy popularity today.

Thank you Tumblr for returning @mrzauberer to me. As unlikely as it was that we both made our home in the TF2 fandom, it was a fantastic chance that this fandom brought our paths to intersect again.

Thank you @scootsandspooks​ , @baguettefeels​ , @teuforts-red-light-district​ , @femgineeris​ , @qrs-tuvv​ , @fishu-fishu​ for your participation in the TF2 fandom. You are everywhere I look, drawing and engaging and reblogging and you changed my perception of this site and made the fandom function as a friend group.

Thank you @zweiherzen , @pink-cloud-of-death​ , @inappropriate-drill-usage, @ask-the-sneepsnoop​ for entertaining my starter messages, when I wanted to just watch you perform for your audience. Thank you @deadscoutz​ , for your “big brain” art. The strange lines of your dialogue became common statements in my home. “He’s not even old enough to bottom”. 

Thank you @shadowenza​ , @tf2-gentlemanns​, @wireskull​ for your wonderful art. I will miss the colour and variety you brought to my screen.

Thank you @genuineanger​ , @markingatlightspeed​ , @usedtobehmc​ for your incredible written works. I commented on every chapter I read, and you always left me wanting for more. Your kink and smut was unparalleled and you deserved so much more than comments. It was an honour to see what spilled out on your tumblr, what existed in the minds that created my favourite fics! I feel that I am losing a book that I’m not finished reading, but I hope that you never stop writing.

Fondly, N.

P.s. What happens now? It is obvious that my participation on this website was erotic. I want to consider my audience and know if my erotic art improves my fandom, or if it is unwelcome. If I believe my art has an audience, I want to upload every erotic art I ever drew, with a fic, to AO3.

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[tiny-freakin-head]

so awhile ago I commissioned @wireskull for some art of The Spy Who Burned Me! 

I’ve been kind of sitting on these, but last night I went through and added these sketches to the fic, and from now on I’ll add @wireskull‘s art where it belongs in the story! some of them are spoilers so I won’t upload them all now, just the ones that have already happened in TSWBM. 

I’m so happy with these :’) 

[mister-stalker]

Some spoilers and art for The Spy Who Burned Me

[usedtobehmc]

I WILL DELETE NOTHING

REBLOG IF YOU ARE GOING DOWN SCREAMING.

WATCH ME REBLOG AND POST MORE NSFW CONTENT YOU DAFT CUNTS.

[deadscoutzisdead]

mister-stalker replied to your photoset “Scout watches too many bad pornos and it gives his impressionable,…”

Fuck, I never considered Scout is Spy’s financial daddy in this!! It is impossible to imagine Spy isn’t financially independent BUT THEN if he is undercover and his only income is a school income in AMERICA!!! OMG, Scout, make Spy suck your dick for some drug money to repair his ugly under-cover car!

Ahh, the wonders of an American teacher’s salary… even a grubby street level drug dealer exceeds your income.  Truly, my yaoiz are ACTUALLY an intelligent critique of the horrible education system in the United States.

Spy has too nice of a car to be driving around in this shitty neighborhood.  (But he insists on flaunting his cash for whatever reason.  Not like he has too much left at this point, he’s living off of saved money while he attempts to cruise through the teaching job.)  A convertible Corvette too, no one even had to break into it to tear out the radio and steal everything in the glove compartment!  They just destroyed it for the lolz.  

Good thing Spy sensei has such a wonderfully devoted student ^___^ Watch out Spy, he doesn’t have his driver’s license!

Also I realized my writing is really horrible and messy and impossible to read.  so, uh, here’s a transcription under the cut.

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[tiny-freakin-head]

so awhile ago I commissioned @wireskull for some art of The Spy Who Burned Me! 

I’ve been kind of sitting on these, but last night I went through and added these sketches to the fic, and from now on I’ll add @wireskull‘s art where it belongs in the story! some of them are spoilers so I won’t upload them all now, just the ones that have already happened in TSWBM. 

I’m so happy with these :’) 

[mister-stalker]

Enjoy some incredible art that is commissioned by my incredible friend for our fanfiction!

I love these gay mercenaries so much.

[practicalsolutions]

Sniper is scarred for life.

[mister-stalker]

Happy Halloween!

Spy is now cloaked, and pretending to be a ghost, to torment you all.

💓 to be haunted by a ghostie spy.

@ to send him to haunt someone else.

[unflappable-red-deactivated2023]

Monsieur Connagher, I am relieved to learn that your name is, en fait, Dellmont. But you should know, the Scout says your Nick name is short for Dell Taco.

“Why would he- Why are you… Tell Scout that FasTaco is superior in quality and service.”

[mydadstomjones]

*whisper* Did you hear about our Engineer? Dell is short for Dell Taco.

WHAT!? NO FREAKIN’ WAY! DUDE BRO PALLY BROSKI DUBRO! I FREAKING CALLED IT! I FORSAW DIS!!!! I GOTTA TELL HEAVY!!

[thegoodshiptf2]

[mister-stalker]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Please enjoy my love for Classic Spy.

[spygettingfucked]

Honey Sweet Goodnesss.

“I will kill you.”

*Smack*

“Slowly.”

*Smack*

“Even Medic wouldn’t want the disgusting mush of a corpse I’ll leave you as. I will make sure you die the laughingstock of-“

Spy’s words cut off into a short cry of despair before he clamped his mouth shut, gritting his teeth as his eye rolled back and his thighs began to tremble.

He didn’t know it vibrated.

God that felt so good.

“Sorry ‘bout that. Now what were you saying?”

Not trusting himself to speak, he tried to glare down at the Texan, but a look of shock was all he could manage as he watched the Engineer swallow his cock whole.

He couldn’t hold his whimpers back as the Texan roughly groped and squeeze his burning behind, mouth slurping down his cock. The restraints were the only thing keeping him from collapsing as his legs shook, and for a moment he was thankful for his bondage.

“Struggle damn you! FIGHT.”

Spy’s mind began to scream at him between crashing waves of pleasure. But oh God he didn’t want to! He wanted to stay like this forever!

No more worrying about different teams.

No more anxiety over resplawn failure. (As unlikely as they were)

No more hiding like a coward.

No more burning to death.

He’d been plagued by a growing paranoia in the last few mouth since he’s realized his attraction. Losing sleep, and smoking ten boxes a day. Of course the Medic noticed and tried to talk to him, but he’d like to keep all his brain, thank you very much. He knows what happened to Demo and his trust with Medic wasn’t what it used to be.

The only time he felt relaxed was, oddly enough, in the Enemy base. More specifically in Engineer’s workshop. Being with Dell. He didn’t know just what about the Mans presence that made his heart flutter. It was like Dell radiated medigun fums that healed his soul, making all the bad emotions inside melt away as a warm, honey sweet feeling poured through him filling him up.

So just laying back and submitting to the Engineer, putting himself completely under Dell’s care. Drowning in that honey. It sounded just too good.

“Pathetic! He’s the Enemy you fool! He’s using you. These are just mind games! We’ve used people like this before!”

Tears welled in his eyes as his logic fought desperately to push down the overwhelming lust clogging his thoughts. He felt so vulnerable. He felt so good.

Dell knew Spy was getting close. Though Spy has been doing a farley good job keeping his composure, he couldn’t keep his cock from showing just how horny he really was. It was adorable yet heartbreaking watching Spy struggled and threaten him but never saying stop. Never saying no. Dell could see the struggle in his eyes. How the French man just couldn’t bring himself to end this.

Pulling away, the Engineer kissed and nibbled up Spy’s chest, stopping to play with his nipples, which seemed to be quite the sweetspot by the way his body strained to push his chest forward. One hand sliding between Spy’s beautiful musclular cheeks to push on the toy while the other massaged his balls.

He’s cracking. More and more noise escaping his lips, and looking up at his face, Dell could see tears forming.

Kissing up to his ear, Dell brought one hands up to pet his hair while the other began slowly jacking him off.

“Hush now darlin’. Everything’s alright. I gotcha Spook, it’s ok.”

“I’ma make sure you’re not alone sweetheart.”

“I’ve known you’ve been watch’n me. I got cameras that can see right through you’re little cloak in here. I know you curl up on my bed and watch me work. I know you love leaning against my dispenser and listen to me play. I’ve seen the way you lick my used dinner plates. Watch me change.”

“You don’t gotda hide anymore.”

“I love ya Spy.”

Fog clouded his head, but the Engineer’s low whispers seemed to slip through it effortlessly. Cutting off his metal battle for a second, though panic started rising again at the mention of being discovered, although after a few seconds of processing this last words..

He came screaming and sobbing, pushing against his restraints in an effort to attempt to touch the Engineer, to feel that warm, loving, muscular, though a bit pudgy, body. A second later he was unlocked from his chains and got his wish as Dell held him.

It probably looked ridiculous. A long, skinny, and currently naked Frenchman, rapped around a short tuby fully dressed American like a spider. Both covered in cum.

But nothing mattered but the sweet nothings being whispered in his ear and the strong hands rubbing his back and he sobbed into Dell’s shoulder.

God did it feel good.

(No givies backies!)

@mister-stalker

[mister-stalker]

RP etiquette??

Is it appropriate to message someone an RP opening post just for a single response, not a continuing RP?

I want to show my appreciation for Character Blogs with character messages. But I don't expect to RP.

[mister-stalker]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[mister-stalker]

The Spy Who Burned Me: Emery

[mister-stalker]

Cover Art for a new collaborative story I author: The Spy Who Burned Me I am so glad to add this to the fandom. This features a rare pairing, certainly. It allowed M and myself to experiment so much. I hope you all enjoy.

The Spy Who Burned Me

Spies have a careful relationship with Engineers and Pyros. To put it simply: Sapper beats Sentry. Fire beats Sapper. While Pyros pursue them, Spies are careful to never let themselves be caught.

But when it’s an opportunity to be caught between his team’s Pyro and Engineer, Spy might consider it.

[deadscoutzisdead]

Idea: Scout sometimes spanks Spy's ass in teacher AU to get a reaction from him. It's mostly an excuse to grab his butt, and to push him around a little bit. Spy looks so grumpy. Does he ever spank StudentAU Scout when he is annoyed??

As much as Scout would like Big Sappy to give him the big spanky on his Big Slappy… I don’t think Spy sensei is up to this task.  It’s that point of annoyance where he doesn’t even have energy to physically exert.  Scout’s gonna have to grab Spy’s hand and manually SLAP IT NOW.

Scout giving Spy lil spanks is very cute!  Dude’s a serial ass slapper in game.  Too handsy!

[mister-stalker]

This is what I'm here for. Damn it, I love this AU.

[mister-stalker-deactivated20160]

My Spy and @yuriheavy‘s Sniper, and some Valentin romance!

[mister-stalker]

Davin is the Sniper OC of @ayelander now.