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my ringtone is â baby shark dududududuâ and idk i think that says a lot about my personality that i love that song so much that i willingly ignore calls so i can finish singing along đ
Remind me never to call you.
Hey would you mind reblogging my latest post? It's about mental health
If that's why you sent me an ask, then no. My asks aren't for blog reports, it's to ask me questions.
What the fuck�
Iâll raise you oneâŚ. Why the fuck?
I gotchu. HOW the fuck
TELL ME WHY
AINâT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
TELL ME WHY
AINâT NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKEÂ Â
TELL ME WHY
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
I WANT IT THAT WAY
It was number five. number five killed my brother.
Oh, i totally forgot about that.
Reblog this if these arenât cutest little cutesters you ever saw.
Awwwwwwww!
Fun facts about raccoons!
1. They purr like a kitty!
2. They aren't actually nocturnal by nature, they develop this later in life!
3. Their demeanor is that of a human infant. They can pout, throw temper tantrums, hit, and steal(obviously).
Signs you grew up lonely
- Chasing people who donât want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever thereâs someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the âdisposableâ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
Extremely loud
I feel attacked
Damn, just call me out then.
ducking rude
The fork is this?
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Who hurt you
My expectations
Attempted Assassination attempt on Chinese President Xi Jinping, circa 2014.
I dunno what's worse. That this is insinuated, or that THAT BACKSTABBING PORKFUCK PIGLET IS POINTING AT POOH.
shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just donât get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone!
and you know what, shout out to people who donât have any good friends irl either. i know it seems lonely right now but it wonât be forever there is a friend out there for you! i believe in you!
U have no idea of how much I needed this.
i reblog this whenever i see just because I need to hear it all time
I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I canât even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out
I donât care if this makes your dash look âuglyâ, no matter what type of blog you have you should reblog it.
If you canât reblog this, I pity you as a human being.
This is sickening. This is why I fuckin hate most anons. Most are just pure assholes. Bullies. But I realized something. They only hate on others cause their life is miserable. So they make others miserable to try and be happy. They need something to vent their pain on
NoâŚ..I will always Reblog thisâŚ.This just isnât right
if you donât reblog shame on you..
So honestly think twice, and even actually think way moooooore than twice before sending anon hate and ending up being a cyber murdererâŚ
Okay, I never reblog things, but this? people have no excuse to be treating others like that, nothing can justify your terrible actions, you horrible people, I feel so mad at those assholes.. I mean come on! The world would be a better place if you kept your shitty opinions for you, itâs not my fault if youâre an asshole but at least you could keep it for yourself instead of making the world an ugly placeâŚ.
//This is awful. Why would you do something like this? How can you be so fucking cruel  to other person that didnât do anything to you? This is just⌠Horrible and youâre a horrible person, you have no excuses.
Iâm sorry but why the fluff do you do this? Does it bring you some sick joy to see someone break down? To be the reason why an actual person kills themselves? Not only in it just plain wrong but you can be given fines and even be arrested for that. And donât think youâll never be caught because youâre on anon. The police can easily trace your I.P address and track you down. Please, a little bit of constructive criticism is fine, sometimes even asked for. But this is horrible.
Oh~ And Iâve found something for these anons. If this happens actually anyone can find you with an easy search.
Here is a Tumblr post that tells people what to do.
Thatâs the most disgusting thing possible. Why would anyone encourage someone to commit suicide? If anyoneâs sending those messages to you, ignore them. You are good, you are brave, you are beautiful. It might not feel that way at the minute, but wait. Hold on a little longer, and I swear it will all work out.
This is disgusting. Please know that you are all worth it. You are all needed in some way and that you matter. Donât let anyone damper that.
Well, we see all this shit going aboutâŚ
Hereâs an example of why u DONâT send hateâŚ
Stop with that shit and go find something thatâs gonna give u some sort of joy, cos spreading this hate isnât gonna do shit for u, or anyone else.
StopâŚand move on with ur lifeâŚ
See this right here is part of what almost killed me last summer. I had other stuff going on mentally but seeing in my inbox over and over again negative things the monsters in my head were saying too just pushed. Pushed so far I was ready, made a plan, and waited for my family to leave the house so I could be alone to go through with my plan. Kind people saved me from myself but there are too many unkind people out there who are pushing and pushing those already on the edge. Stop pushing before you cause someone to go over that edge. It doesnât solve anything, it just causes problems for people you donât even know about.
Never send hate, it hurts. Love helps to heal, along with time. Go out and make someoneâs day better.
no matter what the recipient of the negative message has done, no one deserves to be told that they should kill themselves. people can change, and everyone deserves a shot at life. humans are blessed with the capability to do and say as they please, and to make their own decisions as to who and what they want to subject themselves to. if there is someone you do not like, you have the choice whether or not you want to affiliate with them. if your words bring someone to ending their own life, you are as guilty as a murderer.
- Mod Sheep
//This is horrible. My lovely gf got anon hate from her own mother. Yeah. Thatâs as horrible as it sounds.
Oh my god. This is terrible.
No hesitation. Re blogged.
Everyone blog should reblog this. This could happen to one of your friends on here. It takes 5 seconds to reblog it. You all are worth it. Please donât take away your life. I love you all.
I will never not reblog this.
WATCH YOUR FUCKING WORDS BEFORE YOU FUCKING SPEAK THEM. THIS OS WHAT HAPPENS.
Harry Potter Spell Themed Asks
Accio : If you could summon anything in the world right now what would it be?
Aguamenti: Do you like water?
Alohomora: Can you and have you, ever picked a lock?
Anapneo: Are you CPR certified?
Aparecium: On of a scale of Mr. Bean to 007 how much of a spy are you?
Avada Kedavra: If you could kill one single person, who would it be?
Avis: Whatâs your favorite kind of bird?
Brachiabindo: Have you ever been tied up before? What was the circumstance?
Capacious Extremis: If you could make one object bigger on the inside, what would the object be?
Cave Inimicum: Youâve got to fortify your room from zombies with only objects you have readily available. What do you use?
Colloportus: Have you ever locked yourself out of your own house before? If so, what did you do?
Confringo: Have you ever accidentally set fire to something?
Confundo : What confuses you most about the world?
Crucio: Whatâs the worst pain youâve ever been in?
Deletrius: Whatâs the last thing that you did besides this?
Densaugeo: Whatâs the most extensive thing youâve been to the dentist for?
Deprimo: Have you ever been knocked over by the wind before?
Descendo: Whatâs been a low point in your life?
Diffindo: When was the last time you ripped and article of clothing?
Engorgio: Whatâs the worst case of swelling youâve ever experience?
Episkey: If you could heal anyone in the world right now, who would it be?
Expecto Patronum: Whatâs your happiest memory?
Expelliarmus: Have you ever had to disarm someone? If so, why?
Expulso: Have you ever made something explode? Explain how and why?
Ferula: Have you ever had to wear a brace? What happened?
Flagrate: If you could write one thing in the sky, what would it be?
Flipendo: Have you ever fallen down stairs before?
Fulgari: If you could be bond to one person, who would it be?
Furnunculus: How bad was your acne as a teenage?
Geminio: If you could have a single copy of something, anything, what would it be?
Glisseo: Water slide or playground slide?
Impedimenta: You can stop one person from coming near you, ever, like a permanent, unbreakable restraining order, who is it?
Imperio: You can have one person be your slave for a day without repercussion, who?
Impervius : In the middle of a storm would you rather have waterproof shoes, or a waterproof coat?
Incarcerous: Have you ever tied someone up?
Incendio: Do you like candles? If so, whatâs your favorite smell?
Langlock: You can stop one person in the world from speaking. Who is it?
Legilimens: If you had the power to read minds for a day, would you use it?
Locomotor: You can chose one object to follow you around, what is it?
Lumos: Candle, Flashlight, Sunlight, Moonlight, or Bioluminescence?Â
Meteolojinx Recanto: Whatâs your favorite type of weather?
Mobiliarbus: Whatâs your dream garden?
Molliare: Have you ever made a surprisingly soft landing when you were sure youâd break something? What happened?
Morsmordre: What would your signal in the sky be to mark your presence?
Muffliato: Have you ever eavesdropped on a conversation? What was it about?
Nox: Were you/are you, afraid of the dark?
Obliviate: Whatâs something you wish you could forget?
Obscuro: Whatâs a kink that you have? What about it excites you?
Oppugno: Youâre about to be in a fight! The object directly to your left is what you have as a weapon! What is it and how would you use it?
Orchideous: Whatâs your favorite flower?
Pack: Whenâs the last time you did some packing?
Petrificus Totalus: Have you ever been/felt paralyzed?
Piertotum Locomotor: You can make one  object in your current room come to life, what is it?
Point Me: How easily do you get lost?
Portus: What object would you turn into a portkey and where would it take you?
Protego: You can protect one person from harm. Who?
Quietus: When was the last time you yelled at someone?
Reducio: Whatâs something youâd like to make bigger?
Reducto: Youâve got one chance to explode something without an consequences. What is it?
Rennervate: Have you ever passed out/fainted before? What happened?
Reparo: Whatâs one thing youâd like to fix?
Rictusempra: Whereâs the most effective place to tickle you?
Riddikulus: Whatâs your greatest fear? Do you think youâll be able to overcome it?
Scourgify: Whatâs something that you should clean up?
Sectumsempra: Have you ever hurt someone? What happened?
Serpensortia: Do you like snakes?
Silencio: How much âquiet timeâ on average, do you need in a day?
Sonorus: If you had a message you could say to the whole world. What would it be?
Specialis Revelio: If you could have a magical property, what would it be?
Stupefy: Do you think youâd be able to knock someone out?
Tarantallegra: Whatâs your favorite kind of dance?
Wingardium Leviosa: If you had the power of telekinesis, what would you do with it?
i usually hate these things but iâm obsessed with harry potter and i want you guys to know me better, so slide into my asks
Please do this, followers of mine.
Spider-Man: Homecomingâs Gag Reel
EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD
NSFW Asks
1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place youâve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now youâd like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing thatâs ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song youâd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song youâd listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you donât want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object youâve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going âcommandoâ? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadnât shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasnât there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want
You know when you stop moving mid-fuck and whoever youâre fucking gets all needy, whining and trying to fuck themselves on your cock but theyâre struggling because youâre holding their hips and they canât move as much as they want to and they just get more and more desperate? I need that.
It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude