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This game is so fuckin goooood aaaaaaaaaa

MILES MORALES CAN SIGN I AM CRYING THEY INCLUDED THIS IN THE GAME THEY EVEN LOOK DECENT (though there’s a miss on the fact that his mask stays on, I do love that Deadpool in the comics lifts his mask when he signs with Clint because facial expression is important in ASL)

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Hell and heaven could be a cooked up story from a frustrated parent to keep their children in line and then it blew up

misterdieabetic

Sounds about right

deer-trees

Been thinking abt the Addams kids slowly growing up so here are some Thoughts.

-Pugsley grows a mullet at around age 16. Wednesday very nearly shaves it off in his sleep several times.

-Once they're old enough to drive, both kids travel around town on a loud black motorcycle. People tend to think it's Pugsley's, but it belongs to Wednesday and she's kind enough to let him sit on the back.

-Pugsley did have a motorcycle of his own at one point, but he purposefully crashed it into several police cars. It's beyond broken now and his license is suspended but it was worth it.

-Upon realizing she's a lesbian, Wednesday accumulates so many cool goth girlfriends that the family cannot keep track. She soon has a polycule of like six different girls who all adore her. They do seances together.

-After several months of mutual flirting without either girl making a move, Wednesday asks her soon-to-be first girlfriend out on a coffee date. The girl is already drinking a soda, so she blushes and declines politely. Wednesday informs her that an activated charcoal latte would be a wonderful antidote for the poison she planted in her soda, so they might as well go on the date before it kills her in thirty minutes. Since Wednesday is definitely her type, the girl finds this incredibly romantic. They went on the date, flushed out the poison, and have now been happily together for a full year.

-Pugsley realizes he is also gay (which is when Wednesday forgives him for the mullet) and has one very loving punk anarchist boyfriend.

-To impress said boyfriend, Pugsley once claimed to be President of ANTIFA. This lie evolved into him literally becoming an antifascist revolutionary as a teen who threw explosives into the houses of white supremacists. The whole family was very proud, as was his boyfriend.

-Pubert realizes they are nonbinary at around age nine and decides to change their name and pronouns. They introduce the family to the concept of a deadname, and everyone is incredibly excited to have a celebratory funeral slash gender reveal party in which they drop their birth certificate into an open grave full of black smoke bombs. (Not a boy, not a girl, it's an Addams!)

-Once the funeral is over, Pubert goes by Pulsatilla. The name was inspired by pulsatilla vulgaris, a poisonus purple flower that Morticia grows in her garden. Wednesday and Pugsley, though now college aged, attended the funeral and also made time to play Beheading of Marie Antoinette with them afterwards. It's now their favorite game because they get to commit treason and wear a frilly dress.

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The word blush comes from blood rush, so technically erection is blushing

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Social media has done to our parents what they said video games would do to us.

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Anti-maskers are serial killers with an unknown number of victims.

misterdieabetic

And also mass idiots

#fucktards #should die already #op is immuno compromised

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It’s not allowed to watch porn under the age of 18, but the age of consent in some states is lower than 18. So some people are allowed to have sex, before they’re allowed to watch it.

the-memedaddy

Me irl

misterdieabetic

I spend on average about 23 hours/day in bed since Jan 9th 2020. I'm so contempt with this that I am dreading getting another job and going back to the way things were 😪

#notlazy #just no energy #thank you diabetes #....and nerve damage

marcysartbo0k-deactivated202301

This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!

mad4turtles

This made my day:33

misterdieabetic

I doubt my German Shepherd would even bother to notice what's going on

babyanimalgifs

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

(Source)

thebestoftumbling

14kgold

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

brassmanticore

His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo. He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14. This article links to his social media sites. He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

of-another-broken-heart

I think I missed his name and info last reblog

mirandaadria

Fuck yes. That’s some talent!

geekandmisandry

Reblogging this again for his name and info.

frogsfloattoo

Like, this is epic and all, BUT LOOK AT HIS SMILE AT THE END OMG I AM IN LOVE

madame-serpentine

Look how amazing!!!

vanny-more

slangwang

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

discountbadjokes

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

aangarchy

I didn’t know memes could go this far

We have reached the ultimate meme

Thanks to my roommate finding these I finally get to try them and see if they're worth a damn https://www.instagram.com/p/B_eRqrZn58_/?igshid=x3buldtmypxh