orchid_child

[mistermasochist]

My art (I don't have safe resource for NSFW art, but I can send any full verse in dm if you want)

90% Warhammer

No straight content here

Horny jail

My random chibi comics

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

New game: coming up with ways Guilliman is oblivious to sex shit

"'Flicking the bean?' Beans are not meant to be flicked, soldier, they are to be tallied in a spreadsheet. This is wasteful and the cost of any lost beans shall be henceforth docked from your Astra Militarium pension. Furthermore, she cannot 'show bush' because she is a medicae specialist, not a member of the horticultural science division--"

Guilliman goes NFAP: Never Fucking, Always Pedantic

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

This bitch probably asked Tarasha Euten for an abacus for his 3rd birthday and you think he fucks? You think Guilliman eats ass?

He has the brand of autism where it takes 72hrs to realize the person who told you "You look amazing in that outfit" was actually flirting and you shouldn't have responded "Thank you. I dumpster dived it behind a Wal-Mart". Except with him the realization never comes, he just keeps on trucking.

[mistermasochist]

You're the kind of ignorant person in the fandom who read two lines about Guilliman and immediately started imagining him as autistic. That's really stupid, and you don't know a damn thing about the character in the canon.

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

"I'm not mad. Don't put it in the newspaper that I got mad about Roboute Gulliman being an unfuckable nerd"

[mistermasochist]

Your jokes are just not funny no matter how hard you try

[mistermasochist]

"Look, I learned two lame jokes from Warhammer memes, but these weird people aren't laughing"

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

New game: coming up with ways Guilliman is oblivious to sex shit

"'Flicking the bean?' Beans are not meant to be flicked, soldier, they are to be tallied in a spreadsheet. This is wasteful and the cost of any lost beans shall be henceforth docked from your Astra Militarium pension. Furthermore, she cannot 'show bush' because she is a medicae specialist, not a member of the horticultural science division--"

Guilliman goes NFAP: Never Fucking, Always Pedantic

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

This bitch probably asked Tarasha Euten for an abacus for his 3rd birthday and you think he fucks? You think Guilliman eats ass?

He has the brand of autism where it takes 72hrs to realize the person who told you "You look amazing in that outfit" was actually flirting and you shouldn't have responded "Thank you. I dumpster dived it behind a Wal-Mart". Except with him the realization never comes, he just keeps on trucking.

[mistermasochist]

You're the kind of ignorant person in the fandom who read two lines about Guilliman and immediately started imagining him as autistic. That's really stupid, and you don't know a damn thing about the character in the canon.

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

"I'm not mad. Don't put it in the newspaper that I got mad about Roboute Gulliman being an unfuckable nerd"

[mistermasochist]

Your jokes are just not funny no matter how hard you try

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

New game: coming up with ways Guilliman is oblivious to sex shit

"'Flicking the bean?' Beans are not meant to be flicked, soldier, they are to be tallied in a spreadsheet. This is wasteful and the cost of any lost beans shall be henceforth docked from your Astra Militarium pension. Furthermore, she cannot 'show bush' because she is a medicae specialist, not a member of the horticultural science division--"

Guilliman goes NFAP: Never Fucking, Always Pedantic

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

This bitch probably asked Tarasha Euten for an abacus for his 3rd birthday and you think he fucks? You think Guilliman eats ass?

He has the brand of autism where it takes 72hrs to realize the person who told you "You look amazing in that outfit" was actually flirting and you shouldn't have responded "Thank you. I dumpster dived it behind a Wal-Mart". Except with him the realization never comes, he just keeps on trucking.

[mistermasochist]

You're the kind of ignorant person in the fandom who read two lines about Guilliman and immediately started imagining him as autistic. That's really stupid, and you don't know a damn thing about the character in the canon.

[sashaholler-ml]

dragonwort

[sashaholler-ml]

 ‘And I give you my full authority,’ said Vulkan. He lifted up a jar of lubricant and dipped a finger into it, the digit barely fitting. He started to apply the unguent to a metal coil. ‘You have commanded planetary landings before, Koorland. You do not need me looking over your shoulder.’

‘That armada was led by a primarch. His name was Horus. The victory earned him the title of Warmaster.’ Vulkan’s shoulders tensed as he turned back to the work bench. He toyed with a few items, his hands deft despite their size. ‘We both know how that ended, Koorland.’

 Vulkan raised his eyebrows as he looked back, leaning over the table. His fingers continued to work at the exposed cables of his weapon, pushing them back into the head of Doomtremor.

Gav Thorpe`s Beast must die

Gavs kink on Vulkan`s hands is so obvious

Some art (by ref) and one-second-joke

[sashaholler-ml]

I was looking for good ref forever

I found it

Also I`ve read Gav Thorpe`s Beast must die

Bros sorry bros I see reblogs with tag space marine

Its primarch Vulkan my baby sweet boy Vulkan

[mistermasochist]

A warrior who had seen his gene-sons slaughtered by their battle-brothers, who had taken up arms against his own brother demigods for the Emperor.

What could Koorland know of an immortal’s mind and reasoning?

Vulkan perhaps sensed the attention of the Lord Commander. He looked at Koorland with eyes that had seen more than any other human soul. What was it Koorland saw in them? Pain? Yes, but not of the physical kind, not from the marks upon armour and flesh. It was the agony of wisdom. An ache of many centuries.

And in that gaze Koorland came to know what Vulkan had always known, and saw the intent of the Emperor’s last loyal son.

Gav Thorpe The Beast Must Die

[sashaholler-ml]

Scenes of love

Under the hamster butt cover

[sashaholler-ml]

[phallicide]

Hot take:

The Primarchs are the least interesting characters in 30/40k. ppl centering them in the story as if most of them matter in the current setting vex me. 40k desperately needs good characters that aren't just "huge buff man". idk. maybe it's part of my horrible man-hating dyke agenda of decentering men from things I enjoy, but like... they're just a bunch of huge men who are Blessed God-Sons of the Fascist Guy. there's plenty of more interesting and obscure characters. Primarchs are just so basic

[mistermasochist]

*sigh*

Create good stuff with your favorite characters and show them to people.

Insult other characters and people who like them.

why is it always second option

[mistermasochist]

Because they deserve the whole world.

[wmnylander]

[mistermasochist]

Wh40k

[mistermasochist]

Inspired by chatting with @joulu-art-brown-mouse55 (the best artist ever yk) about ultramarines depression beard

Hope Pasanius did it for Ventris after Swords of Calth events.

The ref was taken from random photo

[yanagikou]

Bald men double feature!

Strangely enough, I struggled big time with Vulkan although he is one of my favs T.T

Horus is king pin (pimp) confirmed 🙃

Enjoy my pandas.

I need to draw something smutty now and then it's back to the regular program.

[moociao-after-dark]

Love how the entire Warhammer fandom successfully gaslit me into believing that Vulkan and the Salamanders are literally this video

[heuldoch7b]

Heya! I dunno why, but a lot of primarch fans don't draw Vulkan too often. I bet you could draw a really cute or cool Vulkan though. Please consider drawing the man whose hugs were good enough to give Dorn the feels (true story) 💚

(♡˙︶˙♡) i love vulkan thank u so much for getting me to draw him.. hes so big huge an d hes yuor friend...

[blood-angel-s-junkyard]

Tried a bunch of new brushes in my arsenal and omg I think it is the most beautiful thing I ever paint.