Things of Beauty

Sam - 24 - CA - graduate, unemployed poet, writer, musician, animal-lover - hire me please...

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[stagkingswife]

Casual blessing, right here.

[soundsof71]

George Harrison, 1970, detail from the cover of The Vinyl Collection

[andthebandbeginstoplay]

“I’m not afraid of death because I don’t believe in it. It’s just getting out of one car, and into another.” - John Lennon

[lassoway]

[shitmystudentswrite]

History

I don’t think this is a true story because how would we know what happened in 1759.

[shitmystudentswrite]

Innovation

If Ben Franklin didn’t invent the light bulb certainly others would have done it but when?

[shitmystudentswrite]

Punk’d

Abraham’s sacrifice of Isaac leaves the whole experience with a strong resemblance to an episode of ‘Punk’d,’ expect with divine intervention, as opposed to Ashton Kutcher.

[shitmystudentswrite]

American History

James Madison and his boyfriend, Thomas Jefferson, wrote the Constitution because the Articles were dumb.

[weheartpattinson-blog]

[moist-n-creamy]

when you do unironically enjoy rick and morty and manage to not be a raging sociopath about it but the rest of the fandom out here missing the point of how the characters are portrayed and acting a fool over some goddamn mcdonalds sauce

[musinvenusian]

How i be feeling

[theblogginggoth]

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[nadiacreek]

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

[mistershrader]

You don't have to remind me, Tumblr, I've already got my costume on. 🎃

[mistershrader]

Why are people so lazy when it comes to naming deadly monsters?

Seriously...IT, The Thing, Them, They Live, It Follows, It Comes At Night...just call it what you would if you were running from them:

"AHHHHHHHH REAL MONSTERS!!"

At least Nickelodeon got it right

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Sean Bean actually dies, his death will be overshadowed by jokes about how he always dies

[mistershrader]

When your post gets over 100 likes and reblogs…

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[setheverman]

uuhhhh when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing toto - africa

[setheverman]

ok so i tagged this post with “hello” and now just…. have a look in the notes…. what the actual FUCK is going on????