god left me unfinished

@moist-n-creamy

katie // 33 // she/her(?) // local whump dealer // infj // I am cringe but I am free // including but not limited to: mystic messenger, Hunter x Hunter, tiger & bunny, xiaolin showdown, Pokémon, art, dogs, birds, cephalopods, mental health recovery, food/cooking, sustainability // AO3: @moist_n_creamy // my main is technically katie-bo-batey, so if that account follows or messages you, it's me.

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boringkate

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

stealingpotatoes

how do you feel about the phm headcanon that adrian is much bigger than rocky and also theyre bad as hell. Bad bitch rocky pulled by being autistic

YES i love it when adrian is way bigger than rocky uh here's my take on rocky and adrian

(links // tip jar!)

Realizing how much fuller a life I have lived in the past 13 months than I had in the preceding 13 years

#personal

despazito

hotvampireadjacent

There are Charlie Kirks everywhere for those with eyes to see…:

Happy Pride Month specifically to Slurpy Faggi and Dr. Butto

#star wars

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

mearchy

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

#guzma

moist-n-creamy

Not me lowkey living my mysticmessenger fantasy 🫣

moist-n-creamy

Chat we are so back

#yippee yippee yippee!!!

toothsheeran

vexwerewolf

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

druidshollow

Not me lowkey living my mysticmessenger fantasy 🫣

#yapping

kaylmao

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

kaylmao

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lilacchao

of note: 95% of libya is desert, and giraffes are not found there! but this predates not just the libyan desert, but the entire sahara desert it's a part of! giraffes aren't found there any more and this is a memory of a time when things were giraffier

also apparently this rock art dates across multiple periods spanning thousands of years? but i couldn't find much detail on that so i can't give specifics

but yeah, this isn't just a memory of giraffes, but of giraffes now absent encountered by people just 2000 years (the difference between the late roman republic and today) out of the ice age, in a climate unfamiliar to any of the hundred billion people born since the desertification of the sahara drove the ancient egyptians to the nile, near the start of the agricultural revolution

the time between this and the birth of the sahara was nearly as long as the time between the birth of the sahara and now, in which all recorded history is contained, and all languages we can recognise at all - the language and culture of these people would be totally alien to current libyans, twice the difference between the oldest european language and english, predating all but libya's mountains!

and we have pictures of giraffes of the time! what a beautiful gift from such a distant past