Mother Rispty Jesse Eisenberg

Me Sick Fuck

[lygerzero14]

Happy Birthday to this awesome guy right here!!!

[lygerzero14]

Happy Birthday to this awesome guy right here!!!

[alpha00zero]

Some late night NES Zelda doodles.

She’s precious and I love drawing her poof hair.

[jennlegacy]

It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[gamenotsogrumps]

Visit Original Link

“High, Arin.”  “…hi?”

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[mosarusrex-deactivated20180127]

Appreciation Dan edit? Fucking why not.

[jimshdunnnn-deactivated20160902]

im a fucking clingy ass person so i love when other people are clingy too like yes please reassure me that you don’t hate me and you actually enjoy being around me

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

“I’m not rich”

“But I have a big dick”

[jemandthediazepams-deactivated2]

“I don’t have a big dick”

“But I am rich”

[bxnnytt]

“I’m rich”

“And I have a big dick”

[gala-xy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[paigemist]

the greatest plan in history

[formorrow-sur]

[slightlymoregrumpthanbefore]

I was gonna post a different vibe but this was more important.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

[ohboyitshya]

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

[polygrumping]

[X]

[misterterrestrial]

The Signs as Dan Avidan Quotes

Aries: "Do it you sorry sack of shit... sorry that didn't come out as encouraging as I wanted it to."

Taurus: "Caught a big ole' case of the fuck you's."

Gemini: "If there's two things I'm down with, it's hating tomatoes and the sickness."

Leo: "I think that was the first time you've said 'fuck you' to me, and I can't believe it's over Twitter."

Cancer: "We’re like two penises in a pod. That’s the saying, right?"

Virgo: "Hold on, I'm clearing my google search term of 'echidna penis' and replacing it with 'Bowie pressure lyrics.'"

Libra: "That's what I say to ladies sometimes- I really satisfy. REALLY, REALLY. I'm packed with peanuts."

Scorpio: "The stakes are so high, dude. If we fail, I'll be forced to go to. Uh. To. Um. The fridge and get myself a sandwich."

Sagittarius: "You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010."

Capricorn: "I’d fist fight literally any penguin you put in front of me."

Aquarius: "I have a specific set of skills and they all involve masturbating."

Pieces: "I'm super excited about failure."

[ryanphantom]

AND AT LAST, HE IS…

[untutorable-deactivated20251119]

game grumps + the onion headlines

in an attempt to make up for the lack of content lately, heres….. this…….