Flagman isn't even one of my codenames

[misterunitedstates2]

HEY I’M MOVING OVER HERE. 

[misterunitedstates2]

@wingedright

U mad?

[theironman]

when you wanna show your muscles but you don’t want people calling you a show off so you gotta stop a helicopter to make it seem natural

[jewelofafrlca-deactivated202303]

I do that corny thing where I name all of my power moves. 

[misterunitedstates2]

I was thinking about naming my attacks after different states. How does, DETROIT SMASH sound?

[misterunitedstates2]

Oh, I hope you’re alright. 

[jewelofafrlca-deactivated202303]

I’m fine. 

I’m okay. 

I’m just. Oh my god I’m embarrassing myself. 

[misterunitedstates2]

That’s okay, you’re doing just fine.

I’m really grateful you have such nice things to say about me. 

[jewelofafrlca-deactivated202303]

I wish I wasn’t so. 

[misterunitedstates2]

I like the fact that you’re you, though. 

[jewelofafrlca-deactivated202303]

Am I dead? 

Is this heaven? 

[misterunitedstates2]

Oh, I hope you’re alright. 

[jewelofafrlca-deactivated202303]

I wish I wasn’t so. 

[misterunitedstates2]

I like the fact that you’re you, though. 

[pluckybarned-blog]

In other news I’m so shit at functioning like a normal person I couldn’t get my nutella open and broke the jar. 

[misterunitedstates2]

Are your hands okay? Do you want help bandaging them up?

[misterunitedstates2]

Spiderman, right?

There’s no way I could think a fellow New York man, was anything but cool. Nice to meet you, I’m from the bronx. 

[rndork]

nah, take his pictures though. a lot of people seem to think that. i’d like to think if i was spider-man i’d be a little less broke because i wouldn’t be giving him a cut of all my shots. but it’s a business arrangement, so i can’t complain. i get first shot at photos, he gets a cut. it’s only fair. 

anyways, glad to see that the new yorker thing gives me at least a little cred here. i’m a queens boy myself. 

[misterunitedstates2]

Sorry for the mistaken identity. 

Well either way it seems spiderman owes a lot to you for his fame, so don’t be too down on yourself. 

Nice! Queens is a good neighborhood. I always used to go down their on weekends to hang out with friends. You know, eighty years ago. 

[wingedright-blog]

Steve is great and all but he’s that guy that no matter how exhausting what you just did was he wants to go run a mile right now and talk about his SHIELD missions. Who gets more active the more tired they get? Captain America.

[misterunitedstates2]

Being tired just means you have to give it your all for your final burst of energy. 

[rndork]

@misterunitedstates started following you

i would give the usual spiel about being the designated uncool friend to people, but who wants to be the uncool guy when you’re dealing with captain america of all people. i’m peter, you might have seen me around. but maybe not. i’m talking too much. oh god.

[misterunitedstates2]

Spiderman, right?

There’s no way I could think a fellow New York man, was anything but cool. Nice to meet you, I’m from the bronx. 

[misterunitedstates2]

You’ve gotten so strong lately. Especially considering how dense my muscles are. 

[pluckybarned-blog]

You aren’t the only super soldier buddy!

[misterunitedstates2]

I better step my game up. With how amazing you and Sam are I might be outclassed.

[misterunitedstates2]

Thank you! 

For both your complement and your valid criticism, I’ll try to work on that second part more. 

[wingedright-blog]

It’s not criticism, Steve… I like you just fine like this.

[misterunitedstates2]

There are plenty of other reasons to keep you around. 

[wingedright-blog]

Steve is intelligent and observant and he sees things in people that they don’t see in themselves.

[misterunitedstates2]

Thank you! 

For both your complement and your valid criticism, I’ll try to work on that second part more. 

[pluckybarned-blog]

I found Steve and I hugged him so well I lefted him off the ground.

[misterunitedstates2]

You’ve gotten so strong lately. Especially considering how dense my muscles are. 

[wingedright-blog]

I could buy us tickets to go to the Bahamas and he’d be like “Who is attacking the Bahamas?”

[misterunitedstates2]

Wait, is somebody attacking the bahamas?

[pluckybarned-blog]

It’s Sam…………………………………………

Hi Sam.

[wingedright-blog]

It’s Bucky …………………………………………

Hi Bucky.

[misterunitedstates2]

I’m glad you two are so excited to see each other.