ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇғᴜʟ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ

You’re a likable ass.

I get that a lot.

…

You’re an ass.

But you just keep coming back for more, huh?

Yeah, but the difference is paint fumes can kill me. Pretty sure you aren’t dying from smoking weed unless you’re walking into traffic.

[ she gives a little huff. ] You're alive, aren't you?

That better be metaphorical. No way in hell is that fat ass being pushed anywhere.

That’s because the fumes made me high as shit. Thanks again for locking me in by the way

You're a hopeless cause then.

Again, I had no clue where I put the keys. You weren't the only high one.

Kinda hard when he uses you as his personal bed. and sometimes toilet.

You better not make me do some stupid bullshit again.

Sounds like an adventure. Thump's a good boy - Just needs a little push in the right direction.

Stupid bullshit? You totally enjoyed painting my room.

Maybe when I gain enough muscle to hold the little shit back. He should probably start listening to me more.

Right, ‘course I do. What do I owe you then, Micah?

Power to the parent, Riley. You 'gotta show him that you're boss. I'unno.

I'll think of something.

When you bring in a dog who gets some kind of infection almost every week, you start thinking everything is a rash. At least you didn’t make me pay out the ass for that one.

#scribaformosa #[highfives tbh]

Sounds like someone needs to keep big ol' Thump 'outta the creeks, huh? It's like a breeding ground for ringworm.

Don't mention it. You definitely owe me though.

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scribaformosa

Remember when you brought Thump in because you thought the patch of dirt on his chest was a rash?

Good times.

#scribaformosa #[baeee]

formerbravo-archived

Yeah. Sort of. [ she rubs her hands down her face and shrugs. ] Don’t worry about it, yeah? It’s no big deal, really.