category 5 batjokes event

enemies to lovers aficionado // 20s + she

[mistocho]

hi ⭐️

20s + she

current obsessions: JONELIAS + BATJOKES + LALO

likes: jonelias, batman, utena, fma, brba/bcs, terminator, tma, venom, takanaka, mp100, deltarune/undertale, animation, film, art, etc.

[mistocho]

sometimes it all just feels like krusie

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[wovi]

*

barthes

[hr-rep]

The vibe Ilya was prepared to bring to Tampa

[grouper]

[parkayquarts]

[klapollo]

That guy from heated rivalry always looks like you just told him you went back to your shitty boyfriend again

[klapollo]

[bluemagpieandjenny]

YES,BUT

Having never had sex in his life, after Jonathan Sims reaches his 30th birthday he becomes a "wizard": he develops an ability to hear the thoughts of other people by touching them. One day, he discovers that his popular boss, Elias Bouchard, is in love with him. While dealing with the awkwardness of being able to hear Elias' rather forthright feelings towards him, Jon comes to terms with how much Elias values him and starts to develop reciprocal feelings of his own.

(I cannot read that line twice)

reference under cut

Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! - Wikipedia

[mistocho]

10 years of jonelias guys

[watermelon-jollyranchers]

every day I wake up on God’s green earth genuinely unable to perceive that [pleasured exhalation] actually occurred and was a real thing that happened in canon tma. Like seriously what the fuck was up with that

[yakiwitchan]

Just a silly guy

[snekdood]

but have you ever even heard of the fynbos biome ?!!?!?!?!

a biome so unique in south africa that it's earned an entirely new biome classification for itself. so many plants are endemic to this area, and ofc it's under threat of extinction.

[ndjxiied]

Jonelias guys

[edettethegreat]

elias calls jon to his office and goes "jon. Im very dissapointed in you."

"why?"

"you didn't land yourself in the hospital at all this month. I pay for premium health insurance for you, jon. Only for you. everyone else has the standard health insurance package, but you? you get the premium one. private rooms at all the country's top hospitals. I expect you to make good use of this."

"wha-"

"on a completely separate note, I still need you to confiscate melanie's knife. I expect her knife on my desk by the end of the day."

[3000s]

[mistocho]

i’ve been too employed lately can a wise batjokes warrior inform me of the batjokes level of the new absolute batman please 🙏

[yaybatman]

Getting beat and then curling up into a ball

Batman: Hush (2003)

Batman: The Man Who Laughs (2005)