We Break His Legs

Haley/Misto - 30 Icon: birbgalaxy

[godlessondheimite]

this is the greatest story ever told

from Ask a Manager

[mikkeneko]

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[heywriters]

^^^

[valtsv]

reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members

[valtsv]

discussing media with people online: can you please put down the greek mythology for a second and actually read the text in front of you

discussing media with your parents:

[diamondguls]

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

[wildfire-starter]

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[prokopetz]

The Joker's iconic look is a fun little pop culture fossil. Like, he's not a circus clown or a birthday clown or a rodeo clown or any other kind of clown you might bump into today: he's specifically a vaudeville clown. We don't have those anymore, so that specific type of clown is now just "the Joker".

[saturdaymorningmemories]

I was wondering why so few clowns sport a tux with tails like he does.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, the kind of clown that the Joker's classic look is evoking is very much a clown for the stage. The idiom of the vaudeville clown has more in common with Charlie Chaplin than with Bozo.

[jackhawksmoor]

Nine year old Dick making extremely specific digs about the inferiority of vaudeville clownery and how pretentious someone would have to be to be a fan of vaudeville when they are CLEARLY the lowest and lamest form of clown. The Joker is being read for filth by a kid still in single digits and the true horror is that Batman gets the reference and is visibly smothering a laugh

[zaprowsdower27]

look, just because vaudville vanished a decade before clown eggs became a thing is no excuse for him to not get his own egg NOW this doesnt change that he's Doing It Wrong

[arcanistlupus]

Dick comes from a circus background. *Of course* he considers vaudeville to be the lowest form of clown.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, in my mind the humour of the proposed scenario is very much that Dick and the Joker are both being pretentious assholes about the history and practice of clowning, but, like, from opposite directions.

[inwardhardar]

I live for clown discourse

[trainbrain27]

That's why we're on tumblr

[nebulations]

[ID: Tags that say, "#as much as i enjoy the little jokes about dick teasing him for “not being a real clown” #he is actually a real clown #just not a circus clown #or a type of clown whose medium exists anymore in general". End ID]

[exmakina]

Another set of Mighty Nein expressions! This time all from one screenshot because Episode 105 was a gift.

[elfgrove]

#local wizard full of hubris about to kill a false god and hopefully none of his friends in the process

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

PORTAL 2 2011・dev. Valve

[onixiage]

i really do love this guy

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:

[mrgaretcarter]

Hacks - 5x07 "Montecito"

[queenofattolia]

insane that the only good colorists in the entire world are making gifsets for free on tumblr dot com instead of being heads of cinematography/color grading for tv shows and movie studios

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[armandageddon]

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

[skull-bearer]

[krowtesque]

lawyers and such

[karvviie]

guys i can’t believe this was the real ending to rvb restoration isn’t it awesome that grimmons finally became canon after 21 years of queerbaiting !

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]