I'll never go, I just want to be invited.

Kid (read pinned) |Latine|bi| I just really like bees

[betterknownas-immortalhd]

That's my name. Im 26.

cashapp: $mediocreviolins

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[byjove]

non-exhaustive list of nicknames I call my cat (legal name is Philomena):

Mina

Phil

Philly

Phyllis

Bill

Phyllis-Billis

Little Lady

Little Angel

Little Girl

non-exhaustive list of things I call my other cat (her legal name is Odette):

Odie

Debt

Fat Baby

Freak

Greedy Idiot

Slug

STOP THAT

Get The Fuck Down From There So Help Me God

[byjove]

you just don’t know STOP THAT like I do

[animentality]

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[owochimuwu]

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

[ozempicofficial]

[mollyjames]

no please, I can change! I've been living in Seattle for the last 16 years!

[mollyjames]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[yallidarityforever]

gotta Google something

[yallidarityforever]

ok yeah this is funny

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Watching my 60 year old uptight southern white teacher brace herself to say it to a room full of ninth graders is one of those memories that remains crystal clear even years after the fact

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[youtubethumbnails]

[captainharlock]

afghan hatsune miku, and her friends ! 🇦🇫

[vrtualjin]

[tipsytern]

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

wild mood swings

constant need for attention

hearing about All my problems

crying

having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail

forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

[scleroticstatue]

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

[scleroticstatue]

Get hoped

[betterknownas-immortalhd]

i need a new bathing suit but im NOT spending 40 fucking dollars on a single piece 😭

[muzzlesbian]

these kinks are getting weirder and weirder what the fuck is “clickbait”

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's offical!