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@mistressxfmayhem
neverparted·:
“What’s a little bloodstain? Cold water ‘n lemon juice. It’ll come right out.”
“Or baking soda. Then again, I’ve never tried taking blood off. Some clothes aren’t worth the trouble.”
A raised eyebrow. “Well?” She sidles up, closer to him. geez, give the guy his personal bubble, harl. personal bubble? whazzat? “Aren’tcha gonna ask me how it got there?”
starter for @mistressxfmayhem ( x // accepting )
“Hmm.”
Icy blue eyes stare at the woman, following up and down her figure. Athletic. Flexible. Scarred. Angry.
“What makes you think I’d help you?”
Harley knew when she--or rather, her body--was being analyzed. seen it on every guy in school since the seventh grade. puberty sure is a double-edged sword. But she stared right back. didn’t get my pHD fer nothin’. i c’n read you like an open book, barbie.
“Because you know what it’s like t’ lose someone important to you.” Her lips curled upward. “An’ because I have somethin’ you need.”
neverparted:
for @mistressxfmayhem‘s main verse muse: t homas s harpe | verse: dark
“That’s a charming new development.”
A red-lipped smirk and shrug. She hadn’t expected him to comment on it. but good gravy, if he didn’t notice every damn thing--
“What’s a little bloodstain? Cold water ‘n lemon juice. It’ll come right out.”
@sviker:
“what are you doing here? five words or less."
Barely recovered from the rather violent trip she’d just been on, Harley struggled to stand and swallowed hard. Space travel was fun, okay? in small doses. Stuck with Power Girl for close to a month now, Harley’d been getting sick and tired (literally) of constantly jumping through dimensions, planets, and realms. Looking around, though, she saw the gorgeous space chick was nowhere to be found.
She managed to focus her eyes on the stranger in front of her, trying to make out where she was. With her friend gone, she’d have to improvise. fine. no problemo. harley quinn is a master of disguise and deceit. The land and architecture behind the well-dressed man was dazzling; like something out of a fantasy tale. this ain’t no two-bit trashy wasteland planet. gonna hav’ta clean myself up a bit. use some big fancy words. assimilate into the culture.
All within the five word limit.
“On a quest.”
two left.
“For...fun.”
zephyr-iffic:
Zephyr almost felt like throwing up after barely being able to make that sentence work. If Harley wasn’t a huge drinker, then Zephyr was a saint in comparison. They were both around…eighteen–no–nineteen shots of whatever cheap alcohol they both had mustered for this night in at Zephyr’s, and now Harley had a comeback. Crap. He didn’t know what to say. Think. THINK.
“…yeah, ya are.”
Harl couldn’t quite decipher whether or not he was being serious. Normally, her skills of perception were immaculate, but right now the world was tumbling like a merry-go-round and his voice sounded far-off and muffled.
“make yer move, pal.”
me making all the noise for aquaman (december 21 2018) and shazam (april 5 2019) when the trailers drop even tho warner bros personally slapped me across the face with j*stice l*ague last year and they dont deserve me doing all their marketing:
she’s lonely
like this for harley to talk to you <3
esp. for new followers/people I haven’t interacted with yet!
“you are so gonna lose.”
Harley had heard this snarky quip a million times, therefore she had a million replies in her arsenal. what to choose...she was considerably incapacitated at the moment, about nineteen shots in and not the most experienced drinker, despite what one might think. She needed to concentrate. Harley Quinn has a real way with words, and she’s always prepared with a comeback. Today would be no different. It couldn’t be.
“...no ‘m not.”
@zephyr-iffic
Daaamn you look good in spandex!
“an’ you look good with two black eyes and a broken nose. wanna see?”
@awkward-snake-girl
“geez, who died?”
“hey, lay off. i haven’t had time fer a shower.”
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sentence Starters
“his physical presence has a penis!”
“what are you gonna do, use magic to turn him into a girl?”
“the hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”
“what are you doing here? five words or less.”
“out for a walk. bitch.”
“a date? please! you are completely off your bird…I mean–doyouwantittobe?”
“it doesn’t matter. i’ll still love you.”
“you are so gonna lose.”
“are they going to cut the body open?”
“you haven’t even come close to hurting me.”
“okay, how many times do I have to kill you? ballpark figure?”
“i’m sixteen years old. i don’t wanna die.”
“i think we’re a little too old to be spelling things out.”
“did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?”
“what am I gonna do? i think about sex all the time!”
“don’t say anything. i just wanna bask.”
“i just thought you were in danger. of…smoking.”
“i may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”
“i’m dying. i may have as few as fifty years left.”
“geez, who died?”
“oh god, who died?”
“i always took for granted i was the only one there.”
“your power shone brighter than any i’d known.”
Reblog if your muse is a Terrible Person™
but they still expect everyone to love them wow what an asshole
In the middle of the night...
Joker: *bolts upright, stares at the wall.*
Joker: *whispers* Harley.
Harley: *snorts* Wh-whuhuh? W-whazzit?
Joker: Do you…
Harley: Huh?
Joker: Whadda you think Batsy’s doing right now?
Harley: I-uh…
Joker: harley
Harley: I-
Joker: harley
Harley: why–
Joker: HARLEY
Harley: What??
Joker: do you think he’s thinking about me
Harley: ….
Joker: well do you
Harley: ….
Joker: harley this is important answer me
Put "💀" in my inbox for my Muse to give your Muse bad news
My mother is being evicted. My mother is a 56 year old immigrant working 3 minimum wage jobs when she should be retired. My whole childhood, I remember money always being tight but it was never this bad. I remember my mother always somehow managed to keep a roof over our heads. This time a round...
My mother is being evicted. My mother is a 56 year old immigrant working 3 minimum wage jobs when she should be retired. My whole childhood, I remember money always being tight but it was never this bad. I remember my mother always somehow managed to keep a roof over our heads. This time a round, things are getting tough. All the years she sacrificed for me and my siblings to get an education and to have a better life than she did have caught up to her and she can no longer make ends meet on her own. My little brother will be 18 in less than 2 weeks and is starting college in the fall and my worry is that him and my mother will have no place to go once he leaves. I live all the way in New York City and I myself am struggling and there is no way for my family to come live with me or my other siblings who live all the way in California. I am so desperate I hate seeing my mom like this and I feel so helpless. All we need is $500 to kickstart a way to keep a roof over her head. Please if you can not help PLEASE share this. My heart hurts so much.
Guys please please please boost this i cannot stop crying I feel so helpless and so scared right now. I never wanted to post this and this is a last resort because there is no other way right now.
https://www.gofundme.com/save-my-mother-from-homelessness
guys please help my baby brother got accepted to Morehouse, his dream school, and he wants to be a doctor and this is just so much for my family to deal with and hes just a kid and he should just be worried about school not about if he’ll have a home or not
if you can’t donate through here especially because i just realized they take out a fee from every donation please donate directly to my venmo or paypal or cash.me
https://venmo.com/Amira-Hasib
paypal.me/amirahaa
https://cash.me/$AmiraHasib
Everything is going directly to my mother.
$500 is the minimum we need so me and my siblings can get together and pay the rest of the $3,000 balance. So if we can get $500 we are okay.
I am keeping the goal at $3000 just in case so please please keep boosting because it needs to be paid before July 16
Guys please help my family. My brothers and mom can’t even get groceries sometimes because its so hard and this is just one of the worst things that has ever happened to us
WE’RE HALFWAY THERE COUNTING THE DONATIONS THROUGH PAYPAL/CASH.ME/VENMO
KEEP BOOSTING GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS SUPPORT IS OVERWHELMING WE’RE ALMOST THERE
Oh m god everyone im so sorry but like things keep getting worse It’s not due the 16th like i thought, its July 6th and im freaking out and what sucks even more is my brother’s birthday is July 8th and he won’t een have a home for that this is so awful please keep boosting
Guys please we’re halfway there and the funds take up to 5 days to process please I am so scared and so desperate right now my family has no where to go please please please don’t let this lose traction
Hey guys counting the donations made outside of gofundme we have about $2,200 so we need only $800 more please continue to share
Only $403 to go all together guys please please please
she’s lonely
like this for harley to talk to you <3
esp. for new followers/people I haven’t interacted with yet!
“ hey, harley, do you remember your dreams? ”
“yeah, sometimes....
but i’d prefer not to.”
@awkward-snake-girl
