okay, english major!

misty, she/her. tv writer and queerbaiting enthusiast. icon by @arteraeth. find my ao3 at mistyheartrbs for my fics.

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[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[zoesupreme]

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[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

free/pay what you want printable pdf!

i am once again making a silly little zine abt covid safety but this time it is very unserious and not educational at all so if ur new here and dont know what the Heck i am on about. here's a place to start!

id:

slide 1:

a photo of the front cover of a black & white printed zine held up in front of a quilt in the background. top text of the zine cover reads: "reasons I love wearing my mask in public" with bottom text in parentheses: "besides the on-fire garbage can that is public health these days." a cartoon drawing of Maria, a pale genderfluid person with a buzzcut and glasses, is winking and doing a peace sign. she is wearing a boat-style mask with a star mask chain and crayon earrings.

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top text: "1: I haven't had a man tell me to smile in 6 years." Below is a drawing of Maria walking down the sidewalk wearing a black mask, a cat cropped t-shirt, patched jeans, & star earrings. They are carrying a Mitski tote bag and look unbothered with their eyes closed as a man who looks a lot like the distracted boyfriend meme holds up a finger as if he was about to speak, but just looks confused as his speech bubble reads "..." Bottom text: "I simply cannot go back."

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Top text: "2: I don't have to make facial expressions." Below Maria is waving and wearing a polo shirt, blank face emoji earrings, & an apron that says "JOB" with a name tag attached. Maria stares blankly behind her mask. Bottom text: "autism wins!"

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Top text: "3: I can sing to myself on walks without being spotted by traffic." Below is Maria strolling down the sidewalk with cars in the background, wearing a mask, a baseball cap, and a Phantom of the Opera t-shirt. Maria has a speech bubble of floaty text singing "aangel of muuusic" with music notes floating around.

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Top text: "4: mask chains!" below is a boat-style mask with a mask chain made of letter beads that spell "yippee." Bottom text: "another layer of accessory-maxxing."

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Top text: "5: adds to my aura of being the mysterious and unknowable coworker." Below Maria stands in their job apron with a black mask & mushroom earrings surrounded by question marks. Text around Maria reads "what do they look like??" "we are literally on the clock!!" "wouldn't you like to know weatherboy!!"

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Top text: "6: nobody knows I'm eating fruit snacks." Below is Maria with her mask on wearing strawberry earrings looking nonchalant as text points to her saying "maria acting normal." In the bottom left corner we see through the mask like an x-ray showing Maria chewing as she holds a scooby-doo gummy. Text pointing to this drawing reads "the REAL maria."

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Back cover of the zine shows Maria shrugging wearing a striped shirt, overalls with a heart patch on the front, and worm earrings. Top text: "of course none of these things are more important than keeping you & your community safe from preventable illnesses but if for some wild reason you don't care about that. this is everything the government doesn't want you to know!!" Below is the instagram logo and Maria's handle: @maria.therese.art

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[aropride]

[buniix3]

I made this really hastily please forgive me

[sapphling]

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[paradigm-adrift]

I accidentally did a Wikipedia binge about 1st wave feminism and fashion and stumbled upon the 1890s bicycle suit. Do people know about this? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? This is dope as hell.

It's old-fashioned. It's modern. It's butch. It's femme. It's snazzy. It's practical.

Wikipedia talks about the bloomers and the leg-o-mutton sleeves, but I'm also noticing a lot of these outfits have absolute supervillain lapels, which I also like a lot.

[santapau]

“Abyssal”, new Secret Knots comic.

[milfygerard]

in summary. I find taylor swift interesting bc shes lost the idgaf war against everyone including herself.

[milfygerard]

this is my favorite ever photo of her bc it captures this deep obsession within her work regarding the creation and curation of her art and her image. Shes both object and subject, artist and muse. She's essentially a woman whose been curating her life since the age of 15, trapped in a permanent adolescense that shes constantly struggling to escape. She's been putting out work consistently for almost 20 straight years with little to no breaks and has been succeeding on a comical level the whole time. Shes critically acclaimed and one of the most financially successful artists in the world to the point where her success receptors are completely broken and she KNOWS IT!!! She knows how weird she is and how impossible it is for her to ever have normal connections and it terrifies her. She has a song thats just her begging her fans to let her drown herself in alcohol and die alone in an empty house. All art she ever makes is going to be about the act of Being Taylor Swift because its something you can never escape

[mistyheartrbs]

everyone is (understandably) focusing on how awful and creepy the have a couple kids get the whole block looking like [travis kelce] line is in wish list but the nasty demeaning way she says "they want those three dogs that they call their kids" also really unsettled me bc like...is that not what she's done with her cats for the past decade? (especially since she's switched up references to dogs and cats in her music before - the dog rebekah harkness dyed key lime green in tlgad was actually a cat irl)

did a wag make fun of her by calling her a childless cat lady or something? how far gone is she that she's spitting out the idea of someone caring about animals instead of popping out babies with more vitriol than almost anything else on the album? everything in tloas is giving the part in a teen movie where the protagonist pretends they don't care about any of the things that made them interesting in order to fit in with the bullies and. taylor swift you are 35 have we learned that being popular doesn't matter as much as having true friends or do we have to deal with this for two more years.

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[botanyshitposts]

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

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