Stupid Shit

Mitchel — Louisiana — What’s up, bitches?

[strayghost]

who wants to have a knife fight in the forest with me

[busket]

what knife size are we talking here

[strayghost]

its not the size that matters its the memories u make

[mxnrique]

[kimoramay-deactivated20170907]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[mrbenzedrine]

I don’t blame you for being you, but you can’t blame me for hating it.

[baesment]

Basement - Covet (x)

[kevingetem]

get u a shorty w/ resting bitch face that only smiles at u

[totalparksandrec]

[unbitrium]

THIS IS SUCH A BRILLIANT LINE

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[floaur]

“I want to be alone and I want people to notice me - both at the same time.”

— Thom Yorke (via help-n-quotes)

[bakedlilbae]

issa weekend 😊

[batgirlbrit]

Issa weekend I’d enjoy!!😊

[gahdamnpunk]

HELL TO THE YES I would

[gahdamnpunk]

update:

[makestheworldtastegood]

[beardedhippy420-blog]

FUCK THE POPULATION

[growpot420]

[cannabisway]

@cannabisway

[janjas]

[stability]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

filed under more jokes i never understood until now