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She/her+Aroace+secretly Soundwave(and maybe Breakdown)+part time poet

[thirdwheelingrightalong]

I’m a writer on Ao3 and this is just where I post my transformers bs

I use she/her and I like Top Optimus. Thats it. My inbox is always open to rambling

I read/appreciate all asks but I might not answer all of them

There is valveplug on this blog and freakiness in general so just be warned(I crack a LOT of facesitting jokes)

I don’t feel like having a DNI anymore,I’ll just block you

Hellaverse/Harry Potter fans ya’ll are on thin ice rn

Socials:

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Sideblog for my fan continuity:

@transformers-constellation0822

If you don’t wanna hear me complain about my life just filter out #vent and #storytime

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is instead of saying pretty/handsome/hot saying delicious bc my definition of delicious means aesthetically pleasing and i use it for many things other than food

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When the movie has a character who is a kid who feel like their family doesn’t really love them so I genuinely just sob

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I don’t play Marvel Rivals but I would totally crack the Egyptian Deadpool skin

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i think you are a sorcerer.... I think we all know why

For future reference please stop sending me cryptic shit like this I usually have no fucking clue and then I have a crisis trying to figure out what you mean

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Offering for Soundwave, a Shockwave doodle w him in a bikini I saw:

https://www.tumblr.com/nonstop-shocks/821087922577178624/185?source=share

Omg thank you anon👅👅

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185

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@sufi-da-longarm-enjoyer2709

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@lychee-cake: so.... I had an idea

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Wheeljack: "Welcome to my baby shower."

Everyone notices the blue, pink, and white decorations.

Ralph: "…Wheeljack."

Wheeljack: "Yeah?"

Ralph: "…Do you know what those colors mean?"

Wheeljack: "…Baby shower?"

Ralph: "Trans pride flag."

Wheeljack:

Wheeljack:

Wheeljack: "…Huh."

Ralph: "Those are trans pride colors."

Wheeljack: "…Actually."

Everyone: "?"

Wheeljack: "Y'know what? This works."

Wheeljack: "I've been meaning to tell everyone anyway."

Wheeljack: "I'm trans. Surprise?"

This just keeps getting better and better

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Arcee:and then—

Jack:hey mama,knock-knock!

Arcee:ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!

Jack:you’re supposed to say “who’s there?” C’mon mama,its a good one!

Arcee:(sighs)WHO’S THERE?

Jack:uhm…uhh…(sees a flower)a flower!

Arcee:a flower who?

Jack:a flower pooped on your helm!

Arcee:

Arcee:THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE

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*remembers I have the power of creation*

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I just watched the new Descendants movie. I want 1 hour and 37 minutes of my life back.

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I could’ve:

Finished my Makesteve fic

Write more of Mail Order Conjunx

Listen to music

Begun watching the movie ‘Where the Wild Things Are’

Watched my horribly animated knock-offs I hold dear to my heart

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I just watched the new Descendants movie. I want 1 hour and 37 minutes of my life back.

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I’m gonna go to the Odyssey in like a few days or smth and I’m extremely worried because I have NOT seen good things about it so far🫩

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Hey…

Would you be interested if I wrote a Makeshift x Steve fic

YES!!

No thanks

I’m listening…

See results

Voting ended onJul 18

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I’m writing the fic as we speak

[coralnymphsage]

basically doodles for a swap au for transformers prime the designs for the kids were done by @optionalplane !! credits go to them the designs for the transformers are mine, but i kinda just winged it so don't look too hard at them. they are not well thought out if you're my mutuals (especially irl ones) - YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS. let me transformer post in peace.

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Soundwave definitely would’ve Melvinified Starscream

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Deadass saw this and I had a thought:what if like idk at the start of the war Optimus somehow finds out he knocked Megs up so he’s like “Shit bro my sparklings are NOT growing up in this environment” and then the whole war is prevented