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I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two

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Why is New Years such a big thing?

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People eating watermelon is the worst thing ever.

[its-karissa-potts]

Um. Why?

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

It sounds disgusting! 

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People eating watermelon is the worst thing ever.

[dartagnan-verdile-deactivated20]

…I’ll be quiet.

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

That's impossible. 

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People eating watermelon is the worst thing ever.

[dartagnan-verdile-deactivated20]

W-Watermelon is good…

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

But the way it sounds in a persons mouth isn't.. 

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People eating watermelon is the worst thing ever.

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Motherfucker.

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

emily-gill:

You too. 

So, you're my nurse today? 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Motherfucker.

[xyoulooksocoolx]

Alright, let’s start over. Hi, I’m Emily. I talk too much.

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

I'm Mitchell, I don't talk enough apparently. 

Nice to meet you.

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Motherfucker.

[xyoulooksocoolx]

Well, if you don’t know your name, I’ll rename you! You’re Buddy now. I’m Emily by the way. 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Wait, what? 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Motherfucker.

[xyoulooksocoolx]

It’s nicer than most mental hospitals…Mitchell, right? 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

How am I meant to know? 

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Motherfucker.

[xyoulooksocoolx]

…I’m sorry…?

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This place is full of shit. 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Motherfucker.

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Well this place doesn't look as bad as I thought it would.

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You’re cute, Mitchell Chamberlain the boring college student. 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Well, that's the first time I've heard that. 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Well this place doesn't look as bad as I thought it would.

[its-karissa-potts]

I knocked out my teacher. He told me to stop talking so much.

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Wow someone has anger issues. 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

I'm bored.

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How unfortunate. I work only with gentlemen.

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

What exactly are you expecting me to do? 

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I'm bored.

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Shouldn’t it be the other way around Sir? 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Hmmm. I don't think so. 

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

I'm bored.

[catarina-ivy-deactivated2014022]

You and me both *leans against the door frame*

[mitchellchamberlain-blog]

Are you going to entertain me? 

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I'm bored.