Mitsu_1325

I'm here for a good time, maybe not a long time

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Day 18

Tango: You shouldn't be using a straw

Zed: I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever

Tango: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Hermicraft Incorrect Quotes Day 17

Ren: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity 

Doc, turning to Grian: How tall are you 

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 16 (check Day 14 or if you have been following, yeah again)

Xisuma: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Pearl: They’re for the dogs

Xisuma: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs

Pearl: They don’t know how *exasperated sigh*

After Double Life, I've just headcanoned Pearl as a dog lady

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 15 (same source as last time or Day 14 for any newer viewers)

(Impulse is trapped in a room because the door got messed up)

Tango: We need to get through this locked door to get Impulse out. Zed, give me your credit card

Zed: Here

Tango, pocketing it: Thanks. Skizz, kick down the door 

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 14 (this will last a while: Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes 1-5)

Scar: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room

Grian: It's called arson and those people are witnesses

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 13 (I started to use an other fandom Incorrect Quotes book, I don’t remember where it was tho. Womp womp. Credit to the person who made that)

Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend

Pearl: What? I don’t have a girlfriend

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat in my face

Pearl: Oh my god, you have Gem

If don’t like the shipping, respectfully please get tf out of this post. These are the CHARACTERS, not the creators. That stuff is creepy af.

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 12 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/100035837)

Beef: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

Cleo: Milfs.  Joe: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Beef: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

BDubs: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

BDubs: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Joe: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.

Beef: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Beef: NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

BDubs: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

Cleo: What? No! It isn't!

BDubs: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Joe: BDubs… 

BDubs: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Joe: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

BDubs: BEEF, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Beef: The word milf has been ruined for me.

Cleo: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Joe: Y'all are dumbasses.

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 11 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/97294641)

Grian: BWAAAAAA! Do you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm

Mumbo: That is not something you actually have installed

Grian: Sorry, say again? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 10 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/94954729#workskin)

Grian: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke

Mumbo: Okay, but what is updog?

Ren: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish

Pearl: No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

Impulse: No, that’s an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden

Scar: Surely that’s Uppsala, where updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter

Grian: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

Pearl: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current

Ren: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway

Mumbo: What’s a henway??

Grian: Oh, about 5 pounds

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 9 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/91591177

Stress: Baby vibes … hold gentle … like hamburger

False: Punt like football

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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 8 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/91543015)

Pearl: What’s it like being tall?

Ren: Is it nice? Tango: Can you comfortably reach the cupboards

Mumbo: We live in constant fear of those who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

Grian: It was one time!

Lol formatting is once again being an absolute bitch. I also haven’t posted one of these in a while. Whoops. I’ll try to be a bit more on schedule

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Incorrect Hermitcraft Quote Shitposts Day 7 (link to source material: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/91490707)

Pearl: You really put aside everything and came all the way here for me? How did you even get here so fast? Mumbo: Several traffic violations

Impulse: Three counts of resisting arrest

Scar: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Grian: Also, that’s not our car

Hey, sorry about forgetting to post yesterday (even if I have a low follower amount) and formatting was being an absolute bitch with this quote. Have a good day/night ❤️😊🫶

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Incorrect Hermitcraft Quote Shitposts Day 6 (same chapter as last post)

Mumbo: *hugging Grian*

Scar: Hey! It's my turn to hug Grian

Scar: *grabs Mumbo*

Ren: *kicks down door* what do you mean "yOuR tUrN" We agreed now is my time slot

Mumbo: No it's still my turn

Grian: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Scar: But we need the moral support

Mumbo: And you're small! Which is cute!

Ren: If I don't hug you right now, I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning

Grian: *close to tears* Well, I-I guess

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Incorrect Hermitcraft Quote Shitposts Day 5 (link for source material: Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes - Chapter 4 - BritishBeetle - Minecraft (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own])

Doc, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down

Grian: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven

Xisuma, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Doc, spraying Grian: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Grian: Dude, I forgot-

Doc: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo and you fucking MELT the cutting board at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

Impulse: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Incorrect Hermitcraft Quote Shirposts Day 4 (link to source material: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/91292836?view_adult=true

Xisuma: You know those things will kill you, right?

Grian, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point

Evil Xisuma, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process

Mumbo: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Incorrect Hermitcraft Quotes Shitposts Day 3 (link for the source material: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/91277683#workskin

Pearl: I’m a reverse necromancer

Gem: Isn’t that just killing people

Pearl: Ah technicality

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Incorrect Hermitcraft Quotes Shitposts Part 2 (link to the source material: Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes - Chapter 6 - BritishBeetle - Minecraft (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own])

Mumbo: We need a new way to lure in customers

Pearl: Maybe we could have fun interactive events

Scar: Grian bath water

Grian: ABOSLUTELY NOT !!!!

Impulse: SCAR NO