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isobel — 23 — she/her

[miwakouda]

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iz - 23 - she

art/fandom - ask

[machinot]

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

[miwakouda]

love reading a fanfic set in a coffee shop or some other hospitality role & you can immediately tell that the author has never personally worked hospitality because they simply don’t have enough hate in their heart

[busket]

who else notices the young straight women without boyfriends or sons who need something to project their gender essentialism on to so they're out here being weird about their male cats

"only girls with boy cats will understand 🩷" and its just a video of a cat being affectionate to its owner...girl that is just a cat and he loves you because he is your cat and not because he is a boy. you also removed his balls so any hormone that would make him any biologically different from a female cat is missing from his body. that is a eunich and he loves you because you pet him and give him yummy meal. not because he has a penis

[circularsidewalks-deactivated20]

The girls in my phone

[simsofcain]

[The Moss Family Estate, [REDACTED], Ohio. (XX-XX-1967).]

The [REDACTED] County Police Department has managed to recover three photographs from the smouldering wreckage of the Moss family home. The cause of the fire remains undetermined, and attempts by various parties to locate the members of the Moss family have so far been unsuccessful. The figure pictured in photograph two has not been identified; We implore members of the public to provide any information that might assist in identifying this individual.

Little remains of the once grand estate.

[ End of report. ]

[miwakouda]

unironically best part of adult experience so far is drunk dance routine at 2am

[miwakouda]

guess who got a colostomy today lmao. crohns disease is NAWT for the faint of heart

[bish-0-p]

"i miss when the dragon age companions were mean" y'all can't even handle vivienne

[miwakouda]

my friend just got a stoma but i hadn’t seen her for like a month since she got the surgery cos i was super busy — but i ran into her at a party and was like yo! how’s everything now! you’re drinking! (as she couldn’t before) and she was like all caps excited SO GOOD THIS THING IS SO GOOD & then to my friend who’s sister might also need one when they got talking like THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER TELL HER SHE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY BOUT YOUR LIFE IS LITERALLY CHANGED ITS SO GOOD i think her quality of life improved 100x when she got it so maybe you got reason to add a lil excitement to your nervousness!

anon this is an extremely sweet thing to send, and a very reassuring thing to read!! thank you very much for sharing this with me ;—; <3 muah :-*

[miwakouda]

getting a stoma for my crohns in january and my knees start shaking evrry time i think about it 😂😂😂😃😃😃😃

[sovietnam]

[kosmogrl]

[theehorsepusssy]

[miwakouda]

every time i so much as remember that i have a dissertation i’m immediately filled with the overwhelming need to smoke a cigarette between each finger

[hooved]

[miwakouda]

advisor seemed very into my dissertation proposal