Pour it Up

"Please be patient with the bartender, even a toilet can only serve one asshole at a time." Matt Parker |30| bartender/jack-of-all-trades background by trashdominus

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ooc:

Probably gonna be making some drastic changes to this blog at some point. When I get around to it. Because even though I love Matty I just don’t have enough muse for him to occupy an entire blog sooo...looks like I’m making another mu-mu. Got a few other rather mundane human muses that can hang out with him. It’ll work out.

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okAY but give me a plot where the boy is so well mannered and polite and quiet and sHY and the other character didnt even know they existed until he cleared his throat, tapped their shoulder and asked them out (BUT IT WAS SO AWKWARD BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HEAR HIM SO THEY HAD TO ASK HIM TO REPEAT IT AND WHEN HE DID HE RAISED HIS VOICE A LIL AND IT WAS SHAKY CUZ HE WAS NERVOUS) and they felt soooooo bad for him that they said yes and it was quiet and kind of awkward and the night ended weirdly but then the next day he comes back and asks for another date next week and they dont know how to break it to him that they’re not interested but they agree anyway so then after the second date hE GOES IN FOR A KISS AND ITS NOT CHASTE AND SWEET AS THEY EXPECTED IT WOULD BE IT WAS ROUGH AND PASSIONATE AND IT LEADS TO THEM MAKING OUT WHILE SLAMMING INTO WALLS TRYNA GET TO THEIR BEDROOM AND THEY HAVE ROUGH CRAZY SEX AND HE WAS SO DOMINATE AND KINKY AND THE NEXT MORNING HE WAKES THEM UP W BREAKFAST AND ASKS TO DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME AND UGH PLEASE!!!! IT CAN BE M/F OR M/M OR EVEN F/F WHATEVER IDC JUST GIVE ME PLEASE

[empiremixology]

Welcome to Sunday Funday! Enjoy the:

The Fallen Froggie

Ingredients: ½ oz Midori Melon Liqueur ½ oz Peach Schnapps ½ oz Baileys Irish Creme Splash of grenadine

Directions: Mix equal parts of melon liquor and Irish creme. Splash a bit of grenadine on top.

This recipe is from DrinkedIn.net, check their site for more great recipes!

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[mixclcgy]

kxllerblond:

Clark could understand where Matt was coming from, he could SYMPATHIZE with that inner NEED to know about yourself, to see others like you. While he could feel for the creature, it was a sentiment he’d long given up on. Besides, the less of him there were–the less attention was focused on his kind. It was HARDLY a competition, but he nearly felt the need to mention that zombie-like creatures were far less demonized than, well, demons.

“It does get tedious explaining things.” he reached for his mug again, paused there with his lips at the rim. He squinted a bit, furrowed his brows, and withdrew the mug a bit to add something more. “However, the general misconceptions and overall lack of information of my kind does work in my favor at times.”

No, he wouldn’t very much like it if he woke up the next day and cambion were the next big creature to hit the movie and TV screens of the human world. “I understand your struggle, however I can’t say I share the want for such a thing.” he finally finished his sip and went back to his emails. Not long after, he was closing everything down and gently shutting the device. 

“I don’t partake much in film.” a BLATANT lie. His interests were not those that he shared, especially considering the nature of his preferred film genres. “Anything that is popular right now is a good place to start. It seems you usually have a 50/50 shot of it actually being worth all the talk it received.” everything was neatly packed into his laptop bag and he then set that itself upon the table.

“If you’re really that interested in seein’ someone, I could put in a few words around my circle.” he didn’t know many others like Matt, but he was a well connected man and someone he was in contact with was bound to know of more. “I’m not going to play matchmaker, but I can try and put you into contact with others like you. It’d be your own decision as to where you take things from there.”

“Lack of information works when you wanna stay hidden from humans, that’s true. But at the same time it leaves newbies to the world clueless and lost. Like me for example. I don’t know how I exist, or why. And I’ve already been scolded for trying to dig up info.” A not so subtle little jab at Clark and his overprotectiveness, but he doubted the male would be ruffled by it. In fact he rarely saw him ruffled by anything, except maybe Matt’s eating habits. 

He pouted as his attempt at a lighter topic flopped, hiding his disappointment by wandering off to find a dustpan. Clark may be the only other non-human he knew and was close to, but it didn’t seem like the cambion was interested in being friends. Matt brushed it off as just keeping things professional, swallowing the pang of loneliness and trying to stay chipper as he returned to his task. “You’re probably right. Maybe there’s something to all the hype. I was just curious. So are you more of a book guy? TV maybe?” he prodded, wanting to learn more about his mysterious employer.

“You’d really do that? For me? Wow, that’d be...awesome!” he replied honestly, though the thought of it suddenly prickled at his nerves. Dating another ghoul might make things a lot easier, but dating in general always gave him the willies. What if there was only one other in his area and he managed to mess it up? If he wasn’t feeling lonely before... “Doesn’t have to be right now though. You can like...put the word out if you want, see if anything comes up. But no pressure. Got enough going on right now as it is, right?” he snorted. To say he was a mess would be an understatement, it was a wonder why the cambion managed to put up with him as much as he did.

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kxllerblond:

“It’s for the better.” he was sat at a table, going over a few emails and work-related pieces of paperwork. Clark didn’t really take notice of the sudden conversation. He’d been consumed in his own work and equally quiet up until that point. “Best to not be talked about. It makes it easier to go on under the radar.” that was how he saw it anyway. After a moment, he gathered up the papers and tapped them onto the table to even them out.

“Would you rather be fetishized or represented accurately and be feared?” he set them down and reached for his coffee, turned to look back at the ghoul. “Because those are your only options in terms of being represented by the media. Both could make your life more stressful. It’s best to just not be represented at all.” back to his laptop he turned, keen on finishing up his emails.

“Creatures of the night will never have any realistic or ‘slice of life’ films about them. We’re meant to either be sexually taboo or something to fear because, to them, we’re fictional. No one wants to watch a ghoul do dishes or sweep the floor.”

“Well yeah, I’m not saying I’m out and proud and gonna wander the streets bragging about how half dead I am, I’m just saying representation matters. Not just for humans.” He thought Clark might understand a little, being a cambion. A lot of people had no clue that’s what you call a half demon, let alone what it was really like to be an incubus. Before this the most Matt knew about them was the band.

He pouted at his point about being fetishized. That seemed to be a growing concern, fangirls finding monsters sexy all of a sudden. But at least it was somewhat favorable. “I don’t know, maybe being fetishized could work in my favor. Certainly would make dating a lot easier,” he mused aloud as he continued sweeping, knowing Clark didn’t mind idle chatter as long as he was still being productive. “I didn’t really have that much luck in that department to begin with, so maybe it might give me a leg up, ya know?”

At the point about mundane tasks he paused in the middle of his sweeping, frowning at the floor for a moment before going back to it. “Yeah you’re right. You’re either sexy or grotesque, if you’re lucky a bit of both. To be fair though, no one wants to watch anyone do dishes or sweep the floor really.” He sighed rather wistfully as he finished up his task and grabbed the dustpan. “Got any Netflix suggestions? Its all horror movies everywhere this time of year and the inaccuracies make the whole genre unappealing now.” 

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@kxllerblond

“I think I know why ghouls aren’t really talked about much in media and stuff,” he piped up randomly while sweeping. It was after closing time so a conversation like this was safe, but seemingly random since he’d been virtually silent for almost half an hour. “Ghouls aren’t sexy. We’re trapped in this little inbetween place that just isn’t appealing. We’re sentient zombies, undead cannibals. Blood drinking is hot but snacking on flesh is gross, unless you cook it fancy like Hannibal Lecter. Honestly I think its bullshit, there needs to be more representation of my kind in the horror genre.”

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Cast of Characters

Because I can’t seem to stop making blogs, here’s a list of most of my children so you know why some things look familiar across some blogs. Will be updated when I bother to actually finish building the blogs/finalizing the muse.

OFCHARISMA (Active) Donovan Bronson || Fandomless Cambion OC

MIXCLCGY (Semi-Active) Matthias Parker || Fandomless OC

NOTYETSULLIED (Semi-Active) Mercedes “Benzie” Benitez || Fandomless OC

VINDICTIVEHUNTER (Low Activity) Evan Reese || Panfandom Hunter OC, sideblog to ofcharisma

OFDUALNATURES (Low Activity) Multimuse OC blog, Myths and Legends

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[mixclcgy]

Fingers crossed that Kyle picks up a movie or show where his character is happy and isn’t a crazy kilt wearing mountain man. I need icons, my dude, you need to fuckin smile more.

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[ @mixclcgy ♥’d ]

He already had a beer, and one before that, and two shots, but hey, what was another? It wasn’t as if he had anyone to answer to, or that he would even if that wasn’t true.

“ Hey, man, can get another shot of whiskey? ”

[mixclcgy]

“Uhhh, sure dude...”

Matt wasn’t too happy about it but the customer seemed to be holding it all down okay. For now. He poured him another shot and lingered by his place at the bar, things being a little slow for now. “Might wanna slow down a bit, pal, would hate to have to cut you off so early, but also don’t like having trouble, you feel me?”

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@mixclcgy

❝You’re the new sub, right? Here let me show you where you need to be.❞ Her head was throbbing and despite JC grabbing this total stranger and assuming he would be teaching Mrs. Kingston’s classroom she still grabbed onto the young man’s sleeve and dragged him along with her. She passed a few students in the hall, offered a wave and a smile before her facial expression reverted back to neutral–miserable–hangover looking. ❝Some of these kids can be total fuckasses but don’t let it bother you.❞

[mixclcgy]

“Huh? No I’m not...hey wait a second...”

This was totally not a good time to be timid, but Matt was always too polite for his own good. Why he was even there in the first place was a mystery, Or wait, it was his friend who was supposed to be subbing right now. He smiled awkwardly at some of the kids they passed, trying to extricate his sleeve from the woman’s grip. “Middle school kids usually are. The hormones and sh-stuff,” he amended quickly when some other kids rounded the corner. “But I think you’re actually looking for someone else, I have no teaching experience, and he’s supposed to be here by now.”

[mixclcgy]

@fullofvoices for Chris

“Hi. Mr. Mackinnon? I’m Matt Parker,” Matt announced as he approached his potential employer. He had his hand out ready for a handshake, exuding as much confidence as he could manage despite the fact that he was having a full-on inner panic attack. He knew the guy was well off but not straight up wealthy, trying not to ogle too much at his grand house and expensive furnishings. He seemed homeless in comparison. “I’m here to interview as your new dog walker.”