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What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

earth-ruins

In Inglorious Basterds there’s a line “We’re crossing into American lines”.

My GF turns to me and says “Is this when the countries were connected?”, referring to Germany and the USA.

Somehow her facts of Pangea and 1945 history had become twisted.

“No…”

bean-walker

Wear a condom.

londonnigga

When your mom is talking shit about you to your family & they turn & look at you

5l5

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thefirstagreement

“She say, “Do you love me?” I tell her, “Only partly” I only love my bed and my momma, I’m sorry”

weavemama

you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup.

elfvenomm

Why would you even say something like that…

auntiewanda

“Why do women wear so much make up they’re such vain sluts.”

“A woman seen without make up should be shot"

feministisaspergirl

And please don’t comment to say “she is pretty either way he’s so dumb” IT IS IRRELEVANT. We deserve respect and human decency whether we look like angels from heaven or like a cereal box. It’s not a matter of beauty… or it is exactly the problem. Please ffs.

meccadelic

festivemomentspow

Selena Quintanilla, 1990s

backtothe1990s

anemissaryoflight

I’m Latino and yet I never even knew about this until now, smh.

gingerousprime-blog

Ain't No Fun [If the Homies Can't Have None]

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slickspick

localstarboy

Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.

Watch this.

born-hip-hoper

mixedbypat

VJC

thebelchers

memerelated

just-swallow-me-woman-deactivat

swavepapii

PLEASE BE ADVISED:

this move is very dangerous and should not be attempted by weak niggas, those scared to have children, or anyone under the age of 21. The giver may experience the following:

- being called “daddy” or “muthafucker” X times

- listening to uncontrollable orgasms

- scratch marks

-fatigue or tiredness

- leg and thigh “grabs” restricting giver of movement once position has restarted

-sweats

- uncontrollable oral sex once postion has been fulfilled

if taken in proper doses, the giver may receive morning compliments and breakfast in bed

Discuss with your doctor or nigga what doses are right with you