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What suddenly becomes ‘uncool’ when you reach a certain age?

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Being embarrassed about being seen with/caring about your family.

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Shopping at places like Hollister, Abercrombie, etc.

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What book absolutely blew your mind?

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Flowers for Algernon absolutely hit me hard.

It really made me think about intelligence and knowledge as a blessing and a curse. The whole “ignorance is bliss” versus “once you see, you cannot un-see” concept really made me think about knowledge in a whole new light.

Also, it completely twisted my brain with the internal debate of whether romance is based more on personality match or intelligence match.

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The Psychopath Test. The most intriguing part is a true story of a man who fakes insanity to get off on an assault charge, but spends many years (even after he would have been out of prison), locked up in a mental health facility.

He keeps trying to tell them that he’s not insane, but no one believes him. He acts passive and calm, and they say that he can’t be sane because he is thriving in the mental hospital and a normal man would be angry.

So he acts angry and tries to prove he doesn’t belong there, and they say his psychosis is progressing.

….How do you prove you’re sane?

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THE SECOND ONE :O

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What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

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In Inglorious Basterds there’s a line “We’re crossing into American lines”.

My GF turns to me and says “Is this when the countries were connected?”, referring to Germany and the USA.

Somehow her facts of Pangea and 1945 history had become twisted.

“No…”

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Wear a condom.

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Tumblr, what’s your most fucked up masturbation story?

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I am going to regret sharing this, but here goes. My grandpa was in the hospital with a brain tumor. We had visited him that day, but he didn't have much time left. I was maybe 17 or 18 years old, and *after we got home at 1 am I did what every teen does and whipped it out. Now I'm sitting on my bed, hoping to bust it into the trashcan, when I hear my dads door open across the hall. I jump underneath my comforter, hoping to cover myself up before he gets to my room, I can hear his footsteps coming at faster than normal speeds.

I was on my side in "fake sleep" position when my dad opens the door, his face covered in tears. His voice breaks and he says "he's gone." He walks over to me and just hugs me tight, meanwhile my deflating dong is (thank God still covered by thick Egyptian cotton comforter) but right between us. After about a full 2 minute hug, he let's me go and leaves to tell my brother.

I have never felt more remorse for a simple wank than at that moment. May God have mercy on my soul.