Mixed Metaphors and misquotes

Strange things heard in corporate meetings

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Put my heading on the chopping board

-- anon

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It's not nailed in stone

--Barry, PM

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"I need to do a flinch test with the executives to see where they are leaning." --KR

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Is anything happening? I haven't heard pickety-boo.

-- DB

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The White Elephant that's in the room is the complexity that we're facing

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Let's not reinvent the world

--Programme Manager

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Let's try not to go down the rabbit tail on this one

--anon

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... and here's the clinker

--anon

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We'd have to consider whether it would pass the mustard

--founder

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That's a nut we're trying to get our arms around

via Steve

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We don't need to worry about the sparodic users

--Anon

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I'm here to smoothen the relationship --Joe

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"It's one of they key tenants" --LK

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I'll put a stake in the calendar

Sales

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Let's put a stick in the sand

Sales

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It's a Soup of confusion

Head of Networks & Architecture

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"... but first we need to collect the dots"

--Houston