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Nah but fr #stopBullying #itsnotCool #sayyestoseconds #imfr #itscomedy & #itsreallife #weightlossjourney #weightlosssecret

#itscomedy #weightlosssecret #sayyestoseconds #itsreallife #itsnotcool #weightlossjourney #imfr #stopbullying

I’m already over today 🙄😩 #baddream #impissed #nobodygotstabbed #ijustcried #likeaweakassbitch #whymelord #imsingle #howyougetcheatedon #whenyousingle #how #comedy #butimnotlaughing

#impissed #howyougetcheatedon #comedy #how #butimnotlaughing #likeaweakassbitch #whymelord #nobodygotstabbed #baddream #whenyousingle #imsingle #ijustcried

If you want them done now , why don’t you just say that🙄❓ #momsbelike #soconfusing #beclear #hatewhensheyells #allthatoveroneplate #justcomedy 😂😂

#allthatoveroneplate #justcomedy #beclear #hatewhensheyells #soconfusing #momsbelike

wnq-movies

My number one rule is hope for the best, plan for the worst.

The Bourne Ultimatum (2007), Dir. Paul Greengrass (via wnq-movies)

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Things littles understand:

• accidentally saying “daddy/mommy” in public

• feeling too needy

• getting scared of the dark

• the tragedy of losing stuffies

• getting nervous when daddy/mommy asks what you want

• worrying if you’re “too immature”

• the importance of aftercare

• jumping on beds

• getting punished… And liking it

• nightmares that daddy/mommy saves you from

• loving bedtime stories

• holding daddy/mommy’s hand when you’re scared

• not sharing daddy/mommy

• adulting, and how scary it is

• naps after rough sex

• knowing that even though you may not like pink, or be tall, or chubby, or not like sex, you are still a valid little and you’re a pretty great one.

Daddy's my sunshine, my only sunshine. He makes me happy when skies are grey. :3 Nobody knows just how much I love him. Oh, please, don't take my daddy away.

radiostorm

For all there is to hate about Trump, I’m much more scared of a President Cruz than a President Trump.

northjet

Why? Just curious.

radiostorm

Bottom line is that Trump wants attention. Cruz wants power. Trump is an entertainer. Cruz is a master politician who believes petulance is a political ideology. Of every Republican in the field, Cruz is most steadfast in his ultra-conservative beliefs and will never bend or meet for compromise.

Trump craves attention and will always put himself above policies. Cruz is incredibly methodical and is always playing the long game to accomplish his policy goals. Yes, Trump is far more likely to accidentally set off an international incident, but Cruz in power will strangle this country and bring it to its knees before he allows it to become something he doesn’t agree with.

I cannot stress how evangelical Ted Cruz is. If he wins this election, it will be on the backs of the religious right.

He wants constitutional amendment to make SCOTUS judges have retention elections so he can boot off justices like Kennedy who become more liberal over time.

He’s willing to shut down the federal government instead of allowing any funding of Planned Parenthood.

He wants to ban birth control including IUD and morning after pill

He did actually shutdown the federal government because he doesn’t like Obamacare.

The next president will probably nominate 4 justices to the Supreme Court. (1 Conservative, 2 Liberals, 1 Swing) Cruz will not consider any nominees who have a hint of moderate in them. This could easily lead to a 7-2 Supreme Court decision outlawing abortion, ending Obamacare, or abolishing affirmative action or civil rights protections.

The reason Trump will never scare me as much as Cruz is that Ted Cruz is brilliant, he is a true political organizer and mastermind. He’s skillfuly united faith circles all over the US and will ride a wave all the way into South Carolina.

And just to prove my point. Look at the Tea Party. It’s a tiny segment of American politics, but the power it carries is because of Ted Fucking Cruz. When met with something he didn’t like, he SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT as a freshman Senator! A FRESHMAN! Imagine him with real executive power.

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Don’t forget Cruz also supported the Uganda leader who backed up the “death to gays” law in Uganda. Aka Nazi shit.

daddysslillprincesssss

Wait, so you call your boyfriend daddy?

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Me: *looks at phone*

Brain: Text daddy

Me: What? No I can't he's at work

Brain: TEXT DADDY

Me: What why?

Brain: YOU GOTTA

double06

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

rawrgoesjerran-blog

people with vaginas what are they called again?

firetinasty

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

mallorylrc

whoop there it is

despicablewench

do u ever just think about the fact that molly weasley saw HARRY POTTER, the boy who defeated voldemort, and went “i’m gonna knit this kid a christmas sweater”

assren

“I always wanted a non ginger one”

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what i love thinking about is in the book ron says he told his mum that harry wasn’t expecting any christmas presents and that’s why she sent him them and knowing ron can be a bit scatty/oblivious he probably didn’t mention it til like two days before christmas so i just like to think of molly sitting up all night knitting harry his sweater and baking him homemade fudge or whatever because she’d be damned if she’d let harry go present-less at christmas

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Or maybe Harry is just as dismissive. Like, Ron is dreaming aloud of him mom’s homemade fudge and asks Harry what he wants and Harry shrugs “the Dursley never give me anything, last year I got a half-used eraser” and Ron is like 0_0 because what, no one is going to give a gift to his new best friend? So he takes poor Errol telling Percy it’s an emergency and Percy’s like no! and Ron’s like HARRY NEVER GETS CHRISTMAS GIFTS YOU GIT and Percy’s like Oh. Ok. Write mom. And Ron’s letter is mainly MOM HARRY NEVER GETS CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM HIS MUGGLES WHAT DO I DO and then it’s December 23 at night and Arthur is ready to go to bed and sees his wife get the yarn and the knitting needles out again and Honey I thought you were done? Did we get another child while I was at work? YES, she answers, furious. Ron’s new friend, little Harry. If I get this done by tomorrow morning I can make a batch of fudge and send Errol back with it. And that’s when Arthur Weasley realized they did get another kid when he wasn’t looking but, honestly, once you went past the five kids mark you stopped counting.

niagara-flaws

You absolutely do not get to come back, when I have finally put my pieces back together all by myself, when I can finally close my eyes without seeing your face, when I can finally think about something other than the poison words you used to say to me. It’s unfair, and it hurts.

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