I give a flying fuck for once

local taehyung stan with no life. nice to meet you.

[miyukitsun3]

[miyukitsun3]

Jimin: [text] hey

Yoongi: hi

Jimin: i can't sleep

Yoongi: i can, goodnight

[miyukitsun3]

can someone tell me the difference between a solar eclipse and a lunar eclipse cause like i thought the solar eclipse was when the sun went in front of the moon and lunar is when the moon is in front of the sun but my brother says it’s not

[miyukitsun3]

Jeongguk: [text] hey wanna hang

Jeongguk: *bang haha autocorrect

Jimin: haha lol

Jimin: wait

[miyukitsun3]

Taehyung: I don't think I've ever been this high in my life

Jimin: Can you move?

Taehyung: Why am I in the way

[lovelyhoroscopes]

I'm so done with Scorpios man I swear. They always give me false hopes. Making me think they like me and then I start to like them. Then they ignore me and act like I don't exist and it's honestly so frustrating. Like just tell me how you feel idc if you don't I don't need you but don't act like it if you don't

^^👀

[lqinnie]

i so relate to this

[miyukitsun3]

@bwi-kooks

hi its me ur neighbourhood scorpio

[miyukitsun3]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, @bwi-kooks!!!

i know this is late, but I spent last night working on this, so i hope you don’t think it’s too bad ;-; i know how much you like taehyung to be spoiled, and this may not be powerbottom tae, but it’s cute?

here’s the link-->http://archiveofourown.org/works/11491938

please go read and support bwi on ao3 too!!

[miyukitsun3]

Yoongi: hey i'm going to mcdonalds do you want anything

Jimin: crush me between ur thighs

Yoongi: what

Jimin: i said a sluSHY AND SOME FRIES

[miyukitsun3]

hi, I'm a sucker for vmin so can you please write a vmin smut with tae as a puppy hybrid?? 1-3k is perfectly enough, thank youuu

hey anon, sorry for the late reply! i’m so glad you decided to drop a request down <3 requests are open, of course! and if any of u didnt know, i write fanfiction on ao3 too o3o3o3o so here’s the link to the fic that i use my tae harem requests on! http://archiveofourown.org/works/8264600/chapters/18934766

feel free to leave requests here or on ao3!! and of course im doing this with my waifu @bwi-kooks duh

[miyukitsun3]

Yoongi: you should never assume

Hoseok: Why, cause it makes an ass of u and me?

Yoongi: what did i just say

[miyukitsun3]

Jimin: [text] oh hey, what're u doing?

Jeongguk: just the laundry

Jimin: oh i see

Jimin: you must be having

Jimin: LOADS of fun

Jeongguk: can u not

[miyukitsun3]

Jeongguk: Aren't you supposed to be asleep

Taehyung: I'm supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint

[miyukitsun3]

Yoongi: [text] Wanna come over?

Yoongi: Nobody's home ;)

Jimin: I'll be there in a few minutes

Yoongi:

Jimin: I'm here where are you

Yoongi: I told you nobody's home

[miyukitsun3]

Taehyung: Siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling Daddy...

Taehyung: Shit, no--

Jeongguk: Hello?

[darkcyradis]

Omg, RL Sangwoo the Idol...

Siwon from Super Junior, in their MV for “Mamacita”:

LoL, what a fittingly Sangwoo-ish gesture~

Those eyebrows… unmistakable! Perhaps this was Koogi’s inspiration?

[miyukitsun3]

Jimin: I had a dream about you last night.

Jeongguk: No you didn't. You just wanted an excuse to talk to me.

Jimin: I know. How are you?

[miyukitsun3]

Taehyung: I-I just ended a five year relationship.

Jimin: Oh my god! Are you okay?

Taehyung: Oh, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.