girls, dude.

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@princesshamalamashuri: @michellejones the thing?

@michellejones: @princessshamalamashuri i have no idea what i'm saying anymore.

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@princessshamalamashuri: @michellejones I told my dear brother this pun and he did not understand the hilarity of it.

@michellejones: @princessshamalamashuri wait, it wasn't anything meant towards the thing- fuck. i swear i need to delete my twitter.

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@toomesliz: @michellejones When isn't shit chaotic? At least my dad is still in jail and not part of it this time

@michellejones: @toomesliz small miracles.

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@thebriestark: that pun was 100% intended. lol. also i'm sure the whole continent that you speak of can hear you. :P

@michellejones: @thebriestark i'm irrelevant.

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@michellejones: crushing on someone that's a) out of your league and b) from another continent is soul-crushing. ha. see what i did there?

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@toomesliz: hi NYC how I've missed you and you cold being different than Oregon's cold.

@michellejones: @toomesliz You're back in NYC? Great timing, shit is chaotic.

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text to mj.

Brie: -screenshot of peter's reply to liz bc she's salty lol-

Brie: did i NOT tell him to leave her alone

Brie: DID

Brie: I

Brie: NOT

Brie: oh my GOD.

MJ: Jesus christ.

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@princessshamalamashuri: My brother has once again dropped me off and it is not at Coachella I wish to fight the king for the throne.

@mjiswoke: @princessshamalamashuri Let me sell tickets to that fight.

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texts: mj & peter

MJ: Boy, you have reached next level stupid.

MJ: I know you're going through crap, but you need to snap out of it enough to not do STUPID stuff that pisses off and scares all the people that love you, especially your goddamn fiancee.

MJ: I fucking crumbled too, Parker. I'm dealing with the fallout too. I know it isn't exactly the same circumstances, but you've got to give yourself and everyone else some slack. You can't keep on like this.

MJ: Music helps, by the way. That's what I blare when I sleep. The noise in my headphones drowns out the nightmares.

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@thebriestark: @mjiswoke i'll come to you, because there's no way in hell i'm staying here tonight. if i see him, i'm going to lose my shit, and it's just not good for either of us right now.

@mjiswoke: @thebriestark you've got a key to my place. I'm ordering food, turning on Netflix and I'm already devising all the methods to beat Peter's ass successfully.

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@thebriestark: wedding counter is back down to zero. hahahahahaha i'm so fucking weak. i hate myself!!!!!!!!!!!

@mjiswoke: @thebriestark I'm coming over right now.