not a spider-man (yet)

[mj-watson-23768]

hi, im Micheal jasper or Mj im 16 and i just moved to new york i use He/Him

op is a minor, i wonder who this oc is based off of guyyyyyysssssss guyssssssssss i wonderrrrrrr, he may be biten by the spider soon, secret oh also its 23768 bc thats the universe number

[mj-watson-23768]

gonna ask her out to day.... wish me luck

[mj-watson-23768]

i have to clean a disgusting little boy EVERY day

[mj-watson-23768]

look at him.

[mj-watson-23768]

i have to clean a disgusting little boy EVERY day

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[worstwolverinee]

He scoffed.

"My claws are fucking metal. Dunno what you're yappin' about, pom."

He puffed out his collar.

"But thanks, 'ppreciate the jacket talk."

((I HAVE FANS?? I'm crying ty it means so much))

[spider-punk-official]

“How the f*ck did you get metal inside there?! Like??? Some sort of body mod right?? Stuck some metal between your knuckles and called it a day?!”

Hobie was definitely stunned, though he lived in a world with some interesting people so he wasn’t too surprised.

(You have many fans though I’m the biggest one)

[worstwolverinee]

He chuckled.

"Bit more complicated than that. Basically, I can't die. So, this evil group took me and experimented on me, seeing if I could live after putting metal around all my bones."

He extended his claws.

"Hence the metal claws."

[spider-punk-official]

Hobie stared for a second, the lenses on his suit going wide.

“That’s awesome you can’t die but the people who experimented on you’s only idea was to put metal…on your bones?”

[mj-watson-23768]

well your blood comes from your bones so if you incased them in metal then it would make it so no new blood can exist

[spider-punk-official]

wtf @worstwolverinee that can’t be true is that true

That’s impossible

[mj-watson-23768]

i go to Midtown School of Science and Technology and petra really likes biochem ik about this stuff

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[worstwolverinee]

He scoffed.

"My claws are fucking metal. Dunno what you're yappin' about, pom."

He puffed out his collar.

"But thanks, 'ppreciate the jacket talk."

((I HAVE FANS?? I'm crying ty it means so much))

[spider-punk-official]

“How the f*ck did you get metal inside there?! Like??? Some sort of body mod right?? Stuck some metal between your knuckles and called it a day?!”

Hobie was definitely stunned, though he lived in a world with some interesting people so he wasn’t too surprised.

(You have many fans though I’m the biggest one)

[worstwolverinee]

He chuckled.

"Bit more complicated than that. Basically, I can't die. So, this evil group took me and experimented on me, seeing if I could live after putting metal around all my bones."

He extended his claws.

"Hence the metal claws."

[spider-punk-official]

Hobie stared for a second, the lenses on his suit going wide.

“That’s awesome you can’t die but the people who experimented on you’s only idea was to put metal…on your bones?”

[mj-watson-23768]

well your blood comes from your bones so if you incased them in metal then it would make it so no new blood can exist

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[peter-parker-irl]

I- I don’t know-

l can see m-my hand…uh. I can see the…the sink.

the med kit.

I can touch my clothes…and the bandages …on my arm. My hair. Uh…I can see uh. The mirror.

I don’t know. I…

I’m so sorry I’m sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

okay. pick up the medkit, what colour is it?

[peter-parker-irl]

Red…like…iron man’s suit. Or…or Spiderman…

[mj-watson-23768]

any writing? or symbols?

[peter-parker-irl]

Uh..I…I…I— [gasp]

Um…the c-cross thing..

and a … crack….

I t-threw it. Im sorry.

Please I’m so [hiccup] s-sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

take a deep breath, im not mad at you, your doing perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

NO! you don’t understand!!!

You should be mad at me! I’m completely useless!! I’m annoying a-and I’m a horrible friend! And Aunt May is…is stressed enough and I just get in her way. I’m … I’m even sure Mr. Stark secretly hates me.

And then—

I can’t— I can’t say.

[mj-watson-23768]

your not useless, i like you i think your cool, im sure Mr. Stark doesnt hate you

[peter-parker-irl]

But everything else…

[mj-watson-23768]

you dont need to be perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

Yes! Yes I do! If I’m not perfect then people DIE

[mj-watson-23768]

you cant save everyone

[peter-parker-irl]

Whatever! I don’t- I don’t care anymore.

I…I’m going to bed.

[mj-watson-23768]

please dont have nightmares

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[peter-parker-irl]

I- I don’t know-

l can see m-my hand…uh. I can see the…the sink.

the med kit.

I can touch my clothes…and the bandages …on my arm. My hair. Uh…I can see uh. The mirror.

I don’t know. I…

I’m so sorry I’m sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

okay. pick up the medkit, what colour is it?

[peter-parker-irl]

Red…like…iron man’s suit. Or…or Spiderman…

[mj-watson-23768]

any writing? or symbols?

[peter-parker-irl]

Uh..I…I…I— [gasp]

Um…the c-cross thing..

and a … crack….

I t-threw it. Im sorry.

Please I’m so [hiccup] s-sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

take a deep breath, im not mad at you, your doing perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

NO! you don’t understand!!!

You should be mad at me! I’m completely useless!! I’m annoying a-and I’m a horrible friend! And Aunt May is…is stressed enough and I just get in her way. I’m … I’m even sure Mr. Stark secretly hates me.

And then—

I can’t— I can’t say.

[mj-watson-23768]

your not useless, i like you i think your cool, im sure Mr. Stark doesnt hate you

[peter-parker-irl]

But everything else…

[mj-watson-23768]

you dont need to be perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

Yes! Yes I do! If I’m not perfect then people DIE

[mj-watson-23768]

you cant save everyone

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[peter-parker-irl]

I- I don’t know-

l can see m-my hand…uh. I can see the…the sink.

the med kit.

I can touch my clothes…and the bandages …on my arm. My hair. Uh…I can see uh. The mirror.

I don’t know. I…

I’m so sorry I’m sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

okay. pick up the medkit, what colour is it?

[peter-parker-irl]

Red…like…iron man’s suit. Or…or Spiderman…

[mj-watson-23768]

any writing? or symbols?

[peter-parker-irl]

Uh..I…I…I— [gasp]

Um…the c-cross thing..

and a … crack….

I t-threw it. Im sorry.

Please I’m so [hiccup] s-sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

take a deep breath, im not mad at you, your doing perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

NO! you don’t understand!!!

You should be mad at me! I’m completely useless!! I’m annoying a-and I’m a horrible friend! And Aunt May is…is stressed enough and I just get in her way. I’m … I’m even sure Mr. Stark secretly hates me.

And then—

I can’t— I can’t say.

[mj-watson-23768]

your not useless, i like you i think your cool, im sure Mr. Stark doesnt hate you

[peter-parker-irl]

But everything else…

[mj-watson-23768]

you dont need to be perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[peter-parker-irl]

I- I don’t know-

l can see m-my hand…uh. I can see the…the sink.

the med kit.

I can touch my clothes…and the bandages …on my arm. My hair. Uh…I can see uh. The mirror.

I don’t know. I…

I’m so sorry I’m sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

okay. pick up the medkit, what colour is it?

[peter-parker-irl]

Red…like…iron man’s suit. Or…or Spiderman…

[mj-watson-23768]

any writing? or symbols?

[peter-parker-irl]

Uh..I…I…I— [gasp]

Um…the c-cross thing..

and a … crack….

I t-threw it. Im sorry.

Please I’m so [hiccup] s-sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

take a deep breath, im not mad at you, your doing perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

NO! you don’t understand!!!

You should be mad at me! I’m completely useless!! I’m annoying a-and I’m a horrible friend! And Aunt May is…is stressed enough and I just get in her way. I’m … I’m even sure Mr. Stark secretly hates me.

And then—

I can’t— I can’t say.

[mj-watson-23768]

your not useless, i like you i think your cool, im sure Mr. Stark doesnt hate you

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[peter-parker-irl]

I- I don’t know-

l can see m-my hand…uh. I can see the…the sink.

the med kit.

I can touch my clothes…and the bandages …on my arm. My hair. Uh…I can see uh. The mirror.

I don’t know. I…

I’m so sorry I’m sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

okay. pick up the medkit, what colour is it?

[peter-parker-irl]

Red…like…iron man’s suit. Or…or Spiderman…

[mj-watson-23768]

any writing? or symbols?

[peter-parker-irl]

Uh..I…I…I— [gasp]

Um…the c-cross thing..

and a … crack….

I t-threw it. Im sorry.

Please I’m so [hiccup] s-sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

take a deep breath, im not mad at you, your doing perfect

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[peter-parker-irl]

I- I don’t know-

l can see m-my hand…uh. I can see the…the sink.

the med kit.

I can touch my clothes…and the bandages …on my arm. My hair. Uh…I can see uh. The mirror.

I don’t know. I…

I’m so sorry I’m sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

okay. pick up the medkit, what colour is it?

[peter-parker-irl]

Red…like…iron man’s suit. Or…or Spiderman…

[mj-watson-23768]

any writing? or symbols?

[mj-watson-23768]

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[peter-parker-irl]

I- I don’t know-

l can see m-my hand…uh. I can see the…the sink.

the med kit.

I can touch my clothes…and the bandages …on my arm. My hair. Uh…I can see uh. The mirror.

I don’t know. I…

I’m so sorry I’m sorry

[mj-watson-23768]

okay. pick up the medkit, what colour is it?

[peter-parker-irl]

daily report 6

My chest hurts so bad I can’t breathe

I shouldn’t be having an asthma attack I don’t get those anymore

Everything is flashing back I can’t breathe

it feels like I’m being crushed by a building.

…

Please help.

I don’t wanna go back there

(mod: on a brighter note he found a friendly raccoon!)

[mj-watson-23768]

what can you see around you that you can touch

[spider-man-noir-official]

How have you been doing -mj

i’ve been good, thanks

how have you been?

[mj-watson-23768]

good

do you have advice on how to ask someone out....

[spider-man-noir-official]

uh

idk you walk up to them and just ask? maybe get some flowers or something to make it a little more romantic

[mj-watson-23768]

someone else told me to just walk upto her and kiss her so that sounds like a marginally better idea than his

[peter-parker-irl]

This is exactly what I was just trying to tell you a minute ago MJ

[mj-watson-23768]

BUT WHAT IF SHE DOESNT LIKE ME AND THINKS IM WEIRD AND I END UP HAVING NO FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE AND NELLY ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS AND NELLY IS PETRAS BEST FRIEND

[peter-parker-irl]

OUUU SHOOOOT YOURE RIGHHTTT BUT YOURE SO MUCH COOLER THAN ME SO SO SO LIKE OFC PETRA WOULD LOVE YOU

[mj-watson-23768]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

[peter-parker-irl]

BECAUSE YOURE AN ALTERNATE REALITY VERSION OF MY BFF

[mj-watson-23768]

... does that mean you have a crush on your mj????

[peter-parker-irl]

‼️‼️‼️

WHAAAAT AHAHAHAHA NOOO

PShhHh

YOURE INSAAAANE

we’re just- we’re just friends!

[mj-watson-23768]

but if you dont like your mj that probably means petra doesnt like me either

[peter-parker-irl]

But…if you like your Petra does that mean my MJ likes me….

[mj-watson-23768]

i mean probably yeah.... apparently theres a spider man who is married and has a kid with mj soooo

[peter-parker-irl]

married…with kids…with MJ….

[mj-watson-23768]

a kid, named May Parker II but yes

[peter-parker-irl]

O…okay. Cool. I guess.

[mj-watson-23768]

:3

[spider-man-noir-official]

How have you been doing -mj

i’ve been good, thanks

how have you been?

[mj-watson-23768]

good

do you have advice on how to ask someone out....

[spider-man-noir-official]

uh

idk you walk up to them and just ask? maybe get some flowers or something to make it a little more romantic

[mj-watson-23768]

someone else told me to just walk upto her and kiss her so that sounds like a marginally better idea than his

[peter-parker-irl]

This is exactly what I was just trying to tell you a minute ago MJ

[mj-watson-23768]

BUT WHAT IF SHE DOESNT LIKE ME AND THINKS IM WEIRD AND I END UP HAVING NO FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE AND NELLY ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS AND NELLY IS PETRAS BEST FRIEND

[peter-parker-irl]

OUUU SHOOOOT YOURE RIGHHTTT BUT YOURE SO MUCH COOLER THAN ME SO SO SO LIKE OFC PETRA WOULD LOVE YOU

[mj-watson-23768]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

[peter-parker-irl]

BECAUSE YOURE AN ALTERNATE REALITY VERSION OF MY BFF

[mj-watson-23768]

... does that mean you have a crush on your mj????

[peter-parker-irl]

‼️‼️‼️

WHAAAAT AHAHAHAHA NOOO

PShhHh

YOURE INSAAAANE

we’re just- we’re just friends!

[mj-watson-23768]

but if you dont like your mj that probably means petra doesnt like me either

[peter-parker-irl]

But…if you like your Petra does that mean my MJ likes me….

[mj-watson-23768]

i mean probably yeah.... apparently theres a spider man who is married and has a kid with mj soooo

[peter-parker-irl]

married…with kids…with MJ….

[mj-watson-23768]

a kid, named May Parker II but yes