🎸Spider Punk🕷️

I don't believe in introductions

[spider-punk-official]

🕷️🎸intro post🎸🕷️

Alright my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a- wouldn't you like to know, get what I mean? And for the last three years I've been the one and only Spider-Punk!! That is when I'm not playing shows, antagonising facists, staging unpermitted political action/performing art pieces. OR, having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model. I hate the AM, I hate the PM, I hate labels, I'm not a hero, because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat

aaaaaand now I’m on Tumblr. It was NOT my idea but if it helps the band it helps the band y’get what I mean?

DNIs are obvious: no racists, sexist, homophobes, transphobes, TERFs, MAGA, ICE, fascists, Nazis, and ESPECIALLY no arachnophobes.

🌈🌍SAFE SPACE FOR EVERYONE🌍🌈

ya idk what else to do I’m tired of this and RiotHeart is shouting for me so I better go. I probably stole something from her workshop lmao

CHECK OUT @official-spider-man-noir

[peter-parker-irl]

OOC PSA:

im going camping (Yahoo) and idk the WiFi situation there so im going to POSSIBLY be down for the weekend starting Friday evening PST. So send in your asks or reblogs but dont get sad if im not responding!! Stay awesome

[spider-punk-official]

THIS APPLIES TO ME AS WELL YAHOO

[spider-punk-official]

SPOILERS FOR SPIDERVERSE #5 (2019)

@spider-man-noir-official

noir wtf

[spider-man-noir-official]

yeah that happened

[spider-punk-official]

SPOILERS FOR SPIDERVERSE #5 (2019)

@spider-man-noir-official

noir wtf

[spider-punk-official]

me and @spider-man-noir-official core

()not my image))

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[worstwolverinee]

He scoffed.

"My claws are fucking metal. Dunno what you're yappin' about, pom."

He puffed out his collar.

"But thanks, 'ppreciate the jacket talk."

((I HAVE FANS?? I'm crying ty it means so much))

[spider-punk-official]

“How the f*ck did you get metal inside there?! Like??? Some sort of body mod right?? Stuck some metal between your knuckles and called it a day?!”

Hobie was definitely stunned, though he lived in a world with some interesting people so he wasn’t too surprised.

(You have many fans though I’m the biggest one)

[worstwolverinee]

He chuckled.

"Bit more complicated than that. Basically, I can't die. So, this evil group took me and experimented on me, seeing if I could live after putting metal around all my bones."

He extended his claws.

"Hence the metal claws."

[spider-punk-official]

Hobie stared for a second, the lenses on his suit going wide.

“That’s awesome you can’t die but the people who experimented on you’s only idea was to put metal…on your bones?”

[worstwolverinee]

He shrugged.

"They were fuckin psychopaths, I wouldn't question their methods."

[spider-punk-official]

“I would’ve done cooler shit but ok. I guess”

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[worstwolverinee]

He scoffed.

"My claws are fucking metal. Dunno what you're yappin' about, pom."

He puffed out his collar.

"But thanks, 'ppreciate the jacket talk."

((I HAVE FANS?? I'm crying ty it means so much))

[spider-punk-official]

“How the f*ck did you get metal inside there?! Like??? Some sort of body mod right?? Stuck some metal between your knuckles and called it a day?!”

Hobie was definitely stunned, though he lived in a world with some interesting people so he wasn’t too surprised.

(You have many fans though I’m the biggest one)

[worstwolverinee]

He chuckled.

"Bit more complicated than that. Basically, I can't die. So, this evil group took me and experimented on me, seeing if I could live after putting metal around all my bones."

He extended his claws.

"Hence the metal claws."

[spider-punk-official]

Hobie stared for a second, the lenses on his suit going wide.

“That’s awesome you can’t die but the people who experimented on you’s only idea was to put metal…on your bones?”

[mj-watson-23768]

well your blood comes from your bones so if you incased them in metal then it would make it so no new blood can exist

[spider-punk-official]

wtf @worstwolverinee that can’t be true is that true

That’s impossible

[worstwolverinee]

I don't fucking know what goes on inside my body? Shit just kinda happens

[spider-punk-official]

BROTHER

[spider-punk-official]

A child told me to tell her a story so her stuffed animals carried out a family friendly version of ‘taking down capitalism’ (the dog was an evil king doing capitalism and the cats were sad). She didn’t pay attention and her only comment was ‘so where’s the princess’

WHAT

I’m teaching you life skills !!!

[spider-man-noir-official]

you know i’d say she had the correct response

you see, she opposed authority by not listening and then fought back by asking for something unrelated to the story

mayday is a smart one hobie, don’t underestimate her

[spider-punk-official]

I mean I GUESS you could be right. Also I simplified the image to assist your OLD BRAIN

(Not my image)

[spider-punk-official]

A child told me to tell her a story so her stuffed animals carried out a family friendly version of ‘taking down capitalism’ (the dog was an evil king doing capitalism and the cats were sad). She didn’t pay attention and her only comment was ‘so where’s the princess’

WHAT

I’m teaching you life skills !!!

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[worstwolverinee]

He scoffed.

"My claws are fucking metal. Dunno what you're yappin' about, pom."

He puffed out his collar.

"But thanks, 'ppreciate the jacket talk."

((I HAVE FANS?? I'm crying ty it means so much))

[spider-punk-official]

“How the f*ck did you get metal inside there?! Like??? Some sort of body mod right?? Stuck some metal between your knuckles and called it a day?!”

Hobie was definitely stunned, though he lived in a world with some interesting people so he wasn’t too surprised.

(You have many fans though I’m the biggest one)

[worstwolverinee]

He chuckled.

"Bit more complicated than that. Basically, I can't die. So, this evil group took me and experimented on me, seeing if I could live after putting metal around all my bones."

He extended his claws.

"Hence the metal claws."

[spider-punk-official]

Hobie stared for a second, the lenses on his suit going wide.

“That’s awesome you can’t die but the people who experimented on you’s only idea was to put metal…on your bones?”

[mj-watson-23768]

well your blood comes from your bones so if you incased them in metal then it would make it so no new blood can exist

[spider-punk-official]

wtf @worstwolverinee that can’t be true is that true

That’s impossible

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[worstwolverinee]

He scoffed.

"My claws are fucking metal. Dunno what you're yappin' about, pom."

He puffed out his collar.

"But thanks, 'ppreciate the jacket talk."

((I HAVE FANS?? I'm crying ty it means so much))

[spider-punk-official]

“How the f*ck did you get metal inside there?! Like??? Some sort of body mod right?? Stuck some metal between your knuckles and called it a day?!”

Hobie was definitely stunned, though he lived in a world with some interesting people so he wasn’t too surprised.

(You have many fans though I’m the biggest one)

[worstwolverinee]

He chuckled.

"Bit more complicated than that. Basically, I can't die. So, this evil group took me and experimented on me, seeing if I could live after putting metal around all my bones."

He extended his claws.

"Hence the metal claws."

[spider-punk-official]

Hobie stared for a second, the lenses on his suit going wide.

“That’s awesome you can’t die but the people who experimented on you’s only idea was to put metal…on your bones?”

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[worstwolverinee]

He scoffed.

"My claws are fucking metal. Dunno what you're yappin' about, pom."

He puffed out his collar.

"But thanks, 'ppreciate the jacket talk."

((I HAVE FANS?? I'm crying ty it means so much))

[spider-punk-official]

“How the f*ck did you get metal inside there?! Like??? Some sort of body mod right?? Stuck some metal between your knuckles and called it a day?!”

Hobie was definitely stunned, though he lived in a world with some interesting people so he wasn’t too surprised.

(You have many fans though I’m the biggest one)

[spider-punk-official]

"A Spidey variant.. but.. you look a little funny.. "

"no offence."

- @worstwolverinee

“WDYM A LITTLE FUNNY??? YOU look a little funny with your freaking CLAWS. But dude your jacket is sick as hell”

@worstwolverinee

((Omg im freaking out omg I love your blog sm thank you for the ask))

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[mj-watson-23768]

@spider-punk-official @spider-man-noir-official

[spider-punk-official]

YESSSSSSSSS

[spider-punk-official]

found you @spider-man-noir-official

[spider-man-noir-official]

woah it’s me

[spider-punk-official]

Every page I flipped to you were crying

do you need a hug?

maybe a cigarette?

[spider-man-noir-official]

yes that would be much appreciated thank you

[spider-punk-official]

1000 cigarette

[spider-punk-official]

found you @spider-man-noir-official

[spider-man-noir-official]

woah it’s me

[spider-punk-official]

Every page I flipped to you were crying

do you need a hug?

maybe a cigarette?

[qtspidey]

this city is kind of…

[spider-punk-official]

kind of GAY

hi spidey kinda sucks that no one remembers you

there’s a spot in my band if you need some friends!

[qtspidey]

:0!! you have a band??? that’s so sick I would love to join you

[spider-punk-official]

Anytime little rockstar

do you play an instrument